[Prodigy9]

I wish I could slow down time so I could get all my math and physics done every day without sacrificing sleep, friends, minecraft, or anything else I enjoy.

You slow down time from your perspective. Enjoy spending what seems like a month to write each letter and number in the homework you were looking forward to finishing quickly.

Your friends, however, are pleased to hear that you will not be sacrificing them.

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I wish for an immortal race of sentient starships, allegedly waiting in dark space.

[MrOrwin]

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EDIT: The game.

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:shock: It appears the matrix may have just exploded.

Also, I literally laughed for a good minute straight when I saw this.

Your friends, however, are pleased to hear that you will not be sacrificing them.



I wish for an immortal race of sentient starships, allegedly waiting in dark space.

And, granted. The starships are teleported from their homeworld/place of origin, only to reside within our own solar system. Unfortunately for us, these sentient starships still need resources, and begin harvesting ours from our very own (once very isolated) solarsystem. They deem the human race not a threat, however they are annoyed that they were taken from their homeworld, and demand the sacrifice of the one who wished them here. They want the sacrifice done in our own traditional ways of course, as they don't wish to be rude and force their culture upon us too quickly...



They then befriend humanity and allow for humans to join in their intergalactic endeavors. Thanks for taking one for the team buddy

I wish there was enough snow overnight that the University had to cancel classes today and I could spend the day pretending I didn't have too much to do and could instead build a massive snow fort.

[Prodigy9]

Hoist by my own petard!

Your wish for snow is granted very generously. You open your front door to find yourself snowed in, and begin digging upwards, through mile after mile of snow, looking for the surface... you don't make it. Pity.

I wish for Notch and The Toady One to work together on a project.
(For those that don't know, Toady is the guy behind Dwarf Fortress.)

[LeafWarrior254]

Hoist by my own petard!

Your wish for snow is granted very generously. You open your front door to find yourself snowed in, and begin digging upwards, through mile after mile of snow, looking for the surface... you don't make it. Pity.

I wish for Notch and The Toady One to work together on a project.
(For those that don't know, Toady is the guy behind Dwarf Fortress.)

They work together, but then they disagree on whether to kill dragons, or whether to kill demons.
I wish for no school.

[dlgn]

Granted. The undereducated people ruin the world and everything dies.

I wish for someone to answer my last two wishes.

[Joelove]

Granted but the person who answers them is a serial killer who jsut uses those wishes to get in closer to you so he can murder you.

I wish this cold would go away.

[LeafWarrior254]

Granted but the person who answers them is a serial killer who jsut uses those wishes to get in closer to you so he can murder you.

I wish this cold would go away.

If you mean sick cold, then you burn up.
If you mean winter cold, the whole world explodes into a pit of lava.
I wish it was spring.

[CHAOSiron13]

It becomes spring, and you know what they say, April showers! To make a long story short, you drown slooooooooowly in monsoon rains.

I wish nobody would turn my wishes into bad things.

[Joelove]

It becomes spring, and you know what they say, April showers! To make a long story short, you drown slooooooooowly in monsoon rains.

I wish nobody would turn my wishes into bad things.

Granted: everyone ignores your wish and it never happens.

I wish for better wifi