[maca930]

You win a year's supply of candy, but it was dipped into poision.

I wish I had friends.

[CHAOSiron13]

You win a year's supply of candy, but it was dipped into poision.

I wish I had friends.

You get friends, but they turn out to be lunatics, and kill you in your sleep while muttering "He will be tasty" under their breaths.

I wish trolls would just go away.

[LeafWarrior254]

No more trolls, but they haunt you when you die.

I wish for cake, with no poison, cyanide, drugs, lethal objects, lies, spikes, TNT, or bad tasting ingredients.

Or ponies.

I don't wanna eat a Pinkie Pie, thank ya kindly.

[FlannyFlan]

No more trolls, but they haunt you when you die.

I wish for cake, with no poison, cyanide, drugs, lethal objects, lies, spikes, TNT, or bad tasting ingredients.

Or ponies.

I don't wanna eat a Pinkie Pie, thank ya kindly.

The cake is perfect... but you dropped it into a pile of mud when you went to move it.

I wish for... a good birthday this year.

[LeafWarrior254]

No more trolls, but they haunt you when you die.

I wish for cake, with no poison, cyanide, drugs, lethal objects, lies, spikes, TNT, or bad tasting ingredients.

Or ponies.

I don't wanna eat a Pinkie Pie, thank ya kindly.

The cake is perfect... but you dropped it into a pile of mud when you went to move it.

I wish for... a good birthday this year.

You have a good birthday, but a creeper blows you up the next day.

I wish I could fly in real life.

[TechnoProdigy]

You have a good birthday, but a creeper blows you up the next day.

I wish I could fly in real life.

You can fly, but you fly too high and get hit by a 747.

I wish I had two Nvidia GTX 690's in SLI.

[nkirby3385]

Your wish is granted as you wake up the next day transformed into Rainbow Dash

I wish I could have a day so grand it wouldn't matter if the whole universe ended the next day.

[lizardsrock4]

You have a good birthday, but a creeper blows you up the next day.

I wish I could fly in real life.

You can fly, but you fly too high and get hit by a 747.

I wish I had two Nvidia GTX 690's in SLI.

You get them, but they overheat and destroy ur whole computer
I wish to be unbanned

[TechnoProdigy]

You get them, but they overheat and destroy ur whole computer
I wish to be unbanned

You get unbanned, but Server wrongly bans you 10 minutes later.

I wish I could manipulate objects (Anything) via telepathy.

(Side-note, GTX 690's in SLI wouldn't overheat )

[lizardsrock4]

You get them, but they overheat and destroy ur whole computer
I wish to be unbanned

You get unbanned, but Server wrongly bans you 10 minutes later.

I wish I could manipulate objects (Anything) via telepathy.

(Side-note, GTX 690's in SLI wouldn't overheat )

Damn you helpbot!!
Anyway, you get the ability, but when you become a super hero, you get captured and tortured for life
I want my LizarCraft source code back