- Tue Apr 03, 2012 9:15 am
#88215
xShockWavex wrote:I'll be that has-been rich guy that came to the wedding, only because there is free food and alcohol. I will probably get drunk and try to kiss the bride. I will also probably punch your grandma in the face and throw up on your uncles shoes. Once the first dance comes, I will most likely try to slow dance/hard core grind with some of the brides maids. I will then pass out on the floor, because well.... It's either the floor or a table and I don't trust tables.Lol
Here is a short story I wrote you! I hope you like it:
One hot summer day. In the middle of downtown littleton. I ate a dog. This was the beginning
of a new chapter in my life. I call it....Dogs.
Colorado is a great place. It smells nice, just like a fresh summer day. Mountains, race cars, meth, and dogs. It’s all here. Terrorists are bad. Take a bath. Baseball is played at the stadium downtown. Dogs.
Penguin. Penguin soup is cool? Noodle Noodle in my hair noodle noodle everywhere. What is the world? A place with Colorado in or on it. In, on, off, pot. Drugs. Only twice. Take a bath. Dogs.
John is a race car? Hell nah. Out of gas. d**n. Chocolate sky scraper. Peep peep on a house. Take a bath. Dogs.
I control my destiny, control yours to. Put you in a zoo, kids point and laugh at you. Who Who Who. On the bored, making signs. Love life, love life living. Water in a bowl, soup in my cup. I LIVE on a purple submarine. Dogs.
I buy chickens. I eat eggs. I feed chicken. On a rock, my sock gets hot with alot of smott. Swimming in pools, is fun on the weekend. Bring a life jacket! Water fall. Don’t need a bath. Dogs.
I can’t find my air plane! Elephant stole it again. Just kidding, that’s impossible. I have no plane. Oh that’s right, I have a car. My car can fly. Car plane. Dogs.
Broken keys make my alphabet broken, aww. Go to the store and buy some eggs, have a dinosaur baby. I hope it doesn’t grow up and eat me. Dogs?
In Colorado, we go to school. In Florida, we go to school. In my house I eat food. I love donuts. Donuts are good in milk. Bring them to school. Have to share. Out of donuts now. Dogs.
Take your time to shave your beard. Shave your head quickly. In a church. There is a fence around my house. It is white. My head is cold, without my hair. Wind blows hard on my bald head next to my fence. Take a bath. Dogs.
This is the end. Sorry about that. Now you understand. Dogs. But in my story we had some fun. Dogs. Hope we can play again. Dogs.
