[aforce23]

Tall Tales of Minerealm is a post to place ridiculous reasons for lag, why the game glitches, and greifing.

Example: When Chuck Norris gets on the server, Lag cowers in a corner until he gets off and after he is gone Lag kills players so it can fall asleep.

[aqua797]

The tale of the Hydrosis Torch Phantom

The first recorded encounter came from a highway building project to pirates cove. I was creating a bridge in the dark , when suddenly something odd happened. i was being surrounded by torches. i immediately ran back into the borders of hydrosis fearing the worst. from there i witnessed a mass of torches seaming to crawl up to a rock face, leaving an odd shape. curious, i stepped outside of the borders for a better look, and was immediately punched twice. upon daylight, the torches had vanished. This is not the only account, torches have long been snaking around the outside of hydrosis, sometimes leaving dirt sighns here and there with obscene messages. it is unknown who this is, or where they are from, but the path of torches have something in common, they all lead to the disbanded realm of dividedbyzero. Some say it is the ghost of dividedbyzero, nut no one knows for sure...
(pictures coming soon)
...and so the inhabitance of hydrosis have used caution when traveling beyond the borders at night, fearing not the hordes of mobs, but the return of the torch phantom.

[ramien123]

I am not sure if the truth qualifies as a "tall tale", but this seems like as good a place as any for me to spread the word.
The lag and server crashes are signs of the end, the apocalypse. When the admins shall no longer be able to contain the six headed dragon Lagginess and her terrible spawn the Crashers, only Her Darkness shall be able to save the world. She will reform and drive the demons back to the void, banish the pretenders, and lift all those who aided Her in Her rebirth to the heavens on chariots of Obsidian, Diamond, Lapis, and Gold.

Coal be Praised!

-Her Prophet-
Ramien123

[catsfuzz]

The tale of the Hydrosis Torch Phantom

The first recorded encounter came from a highway building project to pirates cove. I was creating a bridge in the dark , when suddenly something odd happened. i was being surrounded by torches. i immediately ran back into the borders of hydrosis fearing the worst. from there i witnessed a mass of torches seaming to crawl up to a rock face, leaving an odd shape. curious, i stepped outside of the borders for a better look, and was immediately punched twice. upon daylight, the torches had vanished. This is not the only account, torches have long been snaking around the outside of hydrosis, sometimes leaving dirt sighns here and there with obscene messages. it is unknown who this is, or where they are from, but the path of torches have something in common, they all lead to the disbanded realm of dividedbyzero. Some say it is the ghost of dividedbyzero, nut no one knows for sure...
(pictures coming soon)
...and so the inhabitance of hydrosis have used caution when traveling beyond the borders at night, fearing not the hordes of mobs, but the return of the torch phantom.

This is the funniest thing I have heard on the fourms so far! This is awesome.

To aforce23: Even though you're sitting beside me right now, in 7th period, and I could just verbally answer the question you asked, I will post it here for my own amusment. Yes this thread is awesome...

[aforce23]

Once upon a t... Oh forget the begining. Ok there was a player named lightbulbs who sat on the moon and ate cheese, and was very powerful with his X-ray vision. One day he ate cheddar cheese and the nights in minerealm grew long. The End :lol: :shock:

[catsfuzz]

Once upon a t... Oh forget the begining. Ok there was a player named lightbulbs who sat on the moon and ate cheese, and was very powerful with his X-ray vision. One day he ate cheddar cheese and the nights in minerealm grew long. The End :lol: :shock:

... strange but okay? :? :lol:

[KyleFate]

You wanna know why the server keeps lagging? It's because I keep eating the server.

[aqua797]

The tale of the Hydrosis Torch Phantom

The first recorded encounter came from a highway building project to pirates cove. I was creating a bridge in the dark , when suddenly something odd happened. i was being surrounded by torches. i immediately ran back into the borders of hydrosis fearing the worst. from there i witnessed a mass of torches seaming to crawl up to a rock face, leaving an odd shape. curious, i stepped outside of the borders for a better look, and was immediately punched twice. upon daylight, the torches had vanished. This is not the only account, torches have long been snaking around the outside of hydrosis, sometimes leaving dirt sighns here and there with obscene messages. it is unknown who this is, or where they are from, but the path of torches have something in common, they all lead to the disbanded realm of dividedbyzero. Some say it is the ghost of dividedbyzero, nut no one knows for sure...
(pictures coming soon)
...and so the inhabitance of hydrosis have used caution when traveling beyond the borders at night, fearing not the hordes of mobs, but the return of the torch phantom.

This is the funniest thing I have heard on the fourms so far! This is awesome.

To aforce23: Even though you're sitting beside me right now, in 7th period, and I could just verbally answer the question you asked, I will post it here for my own amusment. Yes this thread is awesome...

awesome and true. when will the phantom stop stalking us?

[aforce23]

Tall Tales are so funny :lol:

[catsfuzz]

Yes they are! I will have to come visit Hydrosis and find this "phantom".