[meepers]

I wish for a for a slap on the back, a glass of scotch, and 3 perfectly toasted bagles.

You receive a slap on the back, a glass of scotch, and 3 perfectly toasted bagles. As a result, you die of severe lacerations to the back and are remembered as a notorious computer hacker and alcoholic.

I wish for bagels.

Granted, but they are burnt.
I wish for a spawn realm.

[CHAOSiron13]

Granted, go look around spawn, there are tons. The only question is, how are you going to buy one?

I wish for a shiny red bike with a bell!

[Prodigy9]

I wish for a shiny red bike with a bell!

Granted!

...

Hear that ringing? Ask not for whom the bell tolls......

I wish for a fix to the face-importer glitch in mass effect 3.

[Ryu Aurora]

I wish for a shiny red bike with a bell!

Granted!

...

Hear that ringing? Ask not for whom the bell tolls......

I wish for a fix to the face-importer glitch in mass effect 3.

Granted, but the fix triggers an irrepareable bug in all 3 games that ruins the games coding, rendering them unplayable, thus barring millions from a beloved series and earning you my everlasting hatred.

I wish for more people to post thier wishes in this thread.

[bcbarton]

Granted, but the fix triggers an irrepareable bug in all 3 games that ruins the games coding, rendering them unplayable, thus barring millions from a beloved series and earning you my everlasting hatred.

I wish for more people to post thier wishes in this thread.

You wish was granted.

I wish for my wish to not be granted.

[Ryu Aurora]

Granted, but the fix triggers an irrepareable bug in all 3 games that ruins the games coding, rendering them unplayable, thus barring millions from a beloved series and earning you my everlasting hatred.

I wish for more people to post thier wishes in this thread.

You wish was granted.

I wish for my wish to not be granted.

Because your wish was never stated, it is grantd in the form of every wish you have ever made being granted. I can only fathom your misery as the heaping weight of a thousand wishes granted with an ironic twist in thrust upon you.

I wish my Ban Appeal was rapidly granted. (Lagged, and turned my chat into spam)

[Prodigy9]

I wish my Ban Appeal was rapidly granted. (Lagged, and turned my chat into spam)

You are swiftly unbanned, and reenter the game just in time for more lag. Two minutes later:

Ryu_Aurora, I have banned you for spamming.

I wish to go to the moon in this decade.

[MrOrwin]

I wish someone would complete this.

[Ryu Aurora]

I wish my Ban Appeal was rapidly granted. (Lagged, and turned my chat into spam)

You are swiftly unbanned, and reenter the game just in time for more lag. Two minutes later:

Ryu_Aurora, I have banned you for spamming.

I wish to go to the moon in this decade.

Granted in the form of a global nuclear war, with the surviving bits of your body blown into space, briefly carressing the moons surface, and then drifting into the void.

I wish people besides Prodigy and I would post more regularly in this thread...

[CHAOSiron13]

Granted, this thread gets massively spammed with ads for discount shoes everyday.
I wish for world peace!