[Ratta237]

Solve it!
I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop

[Agentred]

One word: Google.

[Bonejunky]

Water?

I'm gonna elaborate.

Solve it!
I turn polar bears white [Snow makes polar bears look white because of the reflection of the snow]
And I will make you cry [You will cry if hot water is pured on you].
I make guys have to pee [Obvious.]
And girls comb their hair [You girls comb your hair when it's wet, right? RIGHT?].
I make celebrities look stupid [Water when splashed on a celeb makes them look muy estupido]
And normal people look like celebrities [You use water to help you do your hair].
I turn pancakes brown [No clue.]
And make your champagne bubble [I don't think water does this...].
If you squeeze me, I'll pop [How do you squezze water?].
If you look at me, you'll pop [How? HOW HOW HOW?]

Screw it, I'm wrong.

[Ratta237]

Nope.
(70% of kindergarden student get this in under 6 minutes)

[TechnoProdigy]

Nevermind

[Ratta237]

Nope.

[Agentred]

So I googled it and I think I got it.

[mitchie151]

No.

[Bonejunky]

Solve it!
I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop

Snow that has a lava pouring out of it, along with water like a fountain and lots of wind coming from it and huge sunglasses is on the snow and it is also wearing a 2357873 dollar outfit and it is emitting heat and it is fizzy and is encased in a balloon and is emitting so much light that if you look at it you will blow up.

I win.

[Ratta237]

NO YOU DON'T!!!