[Roobean]

You get a perfect score, but it is entered as a 0 due to a system error and a highly derpy test administrator. Sorry.

I wish this thread would get kittens!

I wish for some rc

[CHAOSiron13]

Enjoy your 0.01 rc.

I wish this thread would get less hateful kittens!

[Celestia]

Granted but the power of cuteness is just too much...


I wish for a bunch of bananas. Do you like Bananas?

[CirJohn]

I wish for a bunch of bananas. Do you like Bananas?

A bunch of bananas is hand carried to you from the plantations, but their aroma now makes you nauseous. And no, I don't like bananas.

I wish that people would stop asking stupid questions.

[LeafWarrior254]

I wish for a bunch of bananas. Do you like Bananas?

A bunch of bananas is hand carried to you from the plantations, but their aroma now makes you nauseous. And no, I don't like bananas.

I wish that people would stop asking stupid questions.

Everyone stops asking stupid questions, but thousands of people get kicked out of work because of the closing of the company 'Ask stupid questions and we make lots of money!'
I wish for a stack of nether brick.

[Prodigy9]

I wish for a stack of nether brick.

I sell one to you for 1,000,000 credits. Enjoy your debt.

I wish for more minerals.

[bcbarton]

I sell one to you for 1,000,000 credits. Enjoy your debt.

I wish for more minerals.

A mineral rich asteroid strikes your house, ending all life on earth.

I wish Intelli would expand the map enough to bring in jungles.

[Prodigy9]

I wish Intelli would expand the map enough to bring in jungles.

Enjoy your scenic walk to the Far Lands.

I wish for moar.

[Ryu Aurora]

I wish Intelli would expand the map enough to bring in jungles.

Enjoy your scenic walk to the Far Lands.

I wish for moar.

You recieve moar. MUCH MOAR. More moar than anyone has ever recieved. Sadly, you learn that moar does not induce happiness. Your friends, jealous of how much moar you have, abandon you, and your family, knowing how much moar you have than them, think your more than capable to live life without any contact with them. Because of the sheer amount moar that you have, you can afford scientific advvances in medicine that effectively grant you immortality, thus allowing you to accumulate even moar. The only social interaction you recieve for the rest of time is the total strangers who now constantly harrass you so they too can have moar.

I wish for a for a slap on the back, a glass of scotch, and 3 perfectly toasted bagles.

[Prodigy9]

I wish for a for a slap on the back, a glass of scotch, and 3 perfectly toasted bagles.

You receive a slap on the back, a glass of scotch, and 3 perfectly toasted bagles. As a result, you die of severe lacerations to the back and are remembered as a notorious computer hacker and alcoholic.

I wish for bagels.