[Andypants87]

I laughed, thanks

As for your wish, you teleport to any location I desire. Wear sunscreen.

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I wish for a supercomputer built in 2200 AD.

Lol, that made me laugh too. And granted. Although in the year 2123AD, the world developed a method to harness the energy generated by matter/anti-matter annihilations and switched to a new method of energy transfer. Thus you are unable to power your shiny new futuristic supercomputer, and all you can do with it is look at it. At least until the year 2123

I wish I could board the starship enterprise and see distant galaxies, planets, etc.

[Aelcalan]

Here's your nice new red uniform, ensign.

I wish I could freely manipulate time.

[Andypants87]

Here's your nice new red uniform, ensign.

I wish I could freely manipulate time.

Granted, although you are able to successfully bend time to your will, you eventually decide to change some past events you wish had never occured. After righting the situation, the ramifications lead you to be elsewhere when you 'should' have posted this wish, thus never making the wish and your powers vanish. Hope you enjoyed them while it lasted!

I wish I was the smartest person in the world.

[LeafWarrior254]

Here's your nice new red uniform, ensign.

I wish I could freely manipulate time.

Granted, although you are able to successfully bend time to your will, you eventually decide to change some past events you wish had never occured. After righting the situation, the ramifications lead you to be elsewhere when you 'should' have posted this wish, thus never making the wish and your powers vanish. Hope you enjoyed them while it lasted!

I wish I was the smartest person in the world.

You're the smartess person in the world, but your brain explodes.
Sorry!

I wish for a hot dog.

[Roobean]

You're the smartess person in the world, but your brain explodes.
Sorry!

I wish for a hot dog.

I wish for a cold cat!

[MrSark980]

Leaf, granted. It fell in lava...
I wish for a fortune V pick!!

[sliothar16]

Granted, Sark, it's at a secret location at bedrock.. in a PRIVATE REALM MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!


But nevertheless, I wish for 50k credits. I can find soooooo many uses for that kind of money.

[Joelove]

Granted, Sark, it's at a secret location at bedrock.. in a PRIVATE REALM MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!


But nevertheless, I wish for 50k credits. I can find soooooo many uses for that kind of money.

Granted but in the transfer of said credits a glitch happens and instead of taking 10% off it takes 99.9% off for taxes. Enjoy your 50 creds

I wish to be healthier.

[Prodigy9]

I wish to be healthier.

You become so healthy that you become a part of everyone else's daily recommended diet.

I wish to be a hyper-charismatic telepathical knight.

[jailbird556]

Your wish is granted but you fall asleep in the rain and your armour rusts solid and you rot in your iron grave.
I wish for a pony!