[JonColmanator]

"That was a good match. Yeah man, Defence against the Dark arts was awesome." -- Said during my sleep two years ago.

[MrSark980]

Not sure if this is my weirdest but anyway
... "Lesbians can fly!"

[Ryu Aurora]

I'll toss up posts as I remember.

~Why the f*** aren't you masturbating over the thought of creamcicles?~
Spoken over live when someone told me that the Lord has forbidden self-gratification.

~F*** you and your magical sticks!~
Fighting liches in Oblivion.

~This apple pie makes me hard as frosted diamonds.~
A text message which was incorrectly sent to my 12 year old sister.

And of course, this entire converstaion:

Self- So... I'm bored, you're bored, what should we do about that?
Friend- Well... we could make fruit salad.
Self- No... too gay.
Friend- Reach?
Self- Only if I get to harass young children with jokes about thier father's penis.

[Ratta237]

This wasn't me but actually my school teacher in yr3 (ahh the mermories)
"I want all the balls in my sack right now!"
And we bursted out laughing, good times.
Ratta
P.S Teacher don't sue me!

[Boomer2011]

The weirdest sentence I've ever said was, I was talking to my family and I said, "Did it happen like half my years ago?" Lol Everyone started laughing. :lol: I normally have really good grammer. Keep up the Weird sentences, they are very enjoyable.

[TechnoProdigy]

* Grammar

[hippoface]

Why won't she just let me eat her face at least?

Buuubbbllles! (Shouted at my teacher in front of the whole class to get her attention)

[Ryu Aurora]

~The platypus is proof that there is no God.~
During an argument over the recent superbowl loss of the Patriots.

~I'M TRIPPING BALLS MAN!!!~
Shouted as I took my driving test. I failed that time.

~Oranges? What the hell do oranges have to do with this? And why the hell are those birds still squawking at me?!~
Whispered while spacing out in my room in the dark.

I'll keep 'em coming. This sh** flows from my mouth like blood from an anemic emo.

[hippoface]

My mom last night:
"I generally don't pay people cause their butts hurt."

Don't even ask about that conversation.

[Ryu Aurora]

My mom last night:
"I generally don't pay people cause their butts hurt."

Don't even ask about that conversation.

I asking, and you WILL answer lol.