[sliothar16]

Pretty simple: what is the weirdest phrase or sentence you have ever spoken? This can be in-game or IRL.

[texas_hitman]

It has to be when i was taking my program class. I was texting a classmate about a program and my sister left the T9 on. so instead of saying "I am getting frustrated" it said "I am getting fisted"

[sliothar16]

It has to be when i was taking my program class. I was texting a classmate about a program and my sister left the T9 on. so instead of saying "I am getting frustrated" it said "I am getting fisted"

>.> That IS weird....

[SilsuCrow]

"Well it doesn't look too far. We can always just hearthstone back." -Me in Amsterdam while looking at a map on how to get from the train station to the Hard Rock cafe.

I was playing a LOT of WoW then.

[Lineant]

I say alot of weird things, so...

[sliothar16]

I say alot of weird things, so...

Like? :3

[_b3ast_]

"I have guy parts, you have girl parts. Therefore, I don't drive girl cars."

[hippoface]

I'm really weird. Almost everything I say is. To sum it up, the new girl in our class thinks I'm gonna eat her.

[Prodigy9]

"Shut up, f***wagon!"

[Emershaan]

In the past 24 hours:

"It's time we gave that poor (expletive) some (expletive) pants to wear. Let's do this."

"I'm standing literally three thousand miles away and you people are still telling me to give you your personal idiot space. Actually, from that perspective, I'd want me to be further away too."

"They kicked him in the groin in Spanish, it's freaking over. End of the world as we know it."

"It says you're 9.8 Aquamans worth of lame. That's almost an Aqualad. You will NEVER get in my secret hate fort."