[Cjbdiesel]

When I was born I had 3 holes in my throat. they used a laser to seal them up and I wasnt aloud to eat for 3 years so the first food I ever had was at age 4.

When I was 6 I hit a pothole on my bike going about 25 dowhill and landed on my chin. I skid about 10 feet ON MY CHIN and ended up going to the hospital to find out my chin bone was in 3 pieces and they had to take skin off my leg to replace the melted skin. I still have rocks coming out of my face til this day.

When I was about 5 I fell into a Wasp nest in a bush and ended up going to the hospital with 257 Wasp stings on my body. My left arm shut down from the venom coursing through my blood so they stuck a tube of adrenaline into my arm to keep it from shutting down permanetly. After all that, I come to find out I had 6 stings to the head and one on my butt. I also had one in a area that cannot be described on here.

I was pushed out of a 2 story house...

I've broke my nose 2 times. Ill get to the second part of the story later. The second time I broke my nose was when I ran into a glass door...Derp -_-


When I was 5 or so, I jumped off a chair and busted my face in. I had 17 broken blood streams, brain damage and my eyes were so F'ed up from the explosion of thousands of eye thingy's that I almost went blind at 12. They said puberty would cause my eyes to readjust to the point where I couldnt see. I also broke my nose in this mess.

I also suffered a shatered arm from a baseball hit.


I broke my knee-cap when I fell off some stairs a few years ago.


I suffered swine flu 2 times in a row. That was horrible.

Beat that Fritter

[Prodigy9]

:o

My life is drab and wretched by comparison!

[fritterdonut]

I can't tell if being accident prone is a good thing or a bad thing. Part of me enjoys the lulz when I think back and realize how hilarious some of my accidents have been.

[hippoface]

Never broken a bone, or gotten a cavity, or stung by a bee. But when I was like 4 , my mom accidently broke a glass, told everyone not to go in that area, but I, of course, didn't hear her. My mom got the glass out of my foot by opening it with a pair of tweezers.... owie.

I also burned my hand when I was little, like 3, I didn't believe my mom that the grill was hot. I still have little burn marks on my knuckles.

Also got a huge cut on my arm from a razor accident when I was 10.

Got a huge cut on my ankle from a razor accident from when I was 11. My mom has lots of gauze. She also used the same gauze for the one above.

Soooo, yeah. I get enough injuries to make up for no broken gone, bee stings, or cavities.

[Dacadac]

Made my own bike ramp age 9, went up, stood up, turned handlebars side on, handlebars cut through my pants and underpants and u can guess what's next

And when I was 5 or something I slept with hot water bottles to keep me warm and one time I pushed it away with my feet and it popped, ended up doing a summersalt off my bed, driven to hospital BY CHOPPER PILOTS, wtf? It was a busy night for regular paramedics I guess, so I waited in hospital for many hours with 2nd degree burns all down my left leg

[starspeed]

I slipped on ice, fell 8-9 feet onto ice. Deformed my wrist and broke it, almost broke some ribs. Was a blast.

[Airlie91]

wow! you lot are accident prone... Fritter and CJ, how are you still living? :o
So i've not had a cavity, been stung by many bees and wasps, neither much worse than a nettle sting. never stung by a hornet or yellow jacket. may or may not have broken my nose, not sure lol. never broken a bone, except maybe the end of the bone in my lower right leg, can't remember the name of it... Doctors couldn't decide if i'd fractured it or not, some said yes, others no. either way i ended up with a back-slab on it for two weeks :p
Considering the dangerous life i've lead, i'm surprised i've never had a serious accident requiring stitches!
I think my most painful injury to date was sliding down the trunk of a sycamore tree and scraping my chin chest and stomach, i couldn't sleep on my front for a fortnight! :L

[sliothar16]

I was riding a scooter down a hill when I was about 8. The scooter wheel hit the tiniest bump on the sidewalk and immediately gets stopped. In turn I get flung over the handles and fly about 2 feet without touching the ground. When I finally hit the ground, I hit it with my face and I began rolling and bouncing and hitting my unprotected head on the pavement. I roll for a good 10 seconds until I hit a tree with my head. I get up, realizing that every single limb of my body is scratched up in many different spots. I walk about 3 feet an trip on another bump on the sidewalk and fall flat on my face AGAIN. I lay there for about a half a minute, in shock, before I finally get up, limp to my scooter, and them begin the limping home. After about 5 minutes of walking, I get home, where my mother tries her best to play "find every scrape" on my body.

[SilsuCrow]

Only three times I ever got really injured that I can remember.

1. When I was ~3 I fell out of a barber chair (Apparently I tripped over the foot bar) and smacked my head on the counter. Had to go get some stitches right above my right brow. Got a little scar there if you look close. Apparently I told my dad "It'll be all right" when I was in the emergency room.

2. Playing in the back yard when I was ~10-13. Was dicking around in one of those Fisher-Price/2 Step/kids double swings (The big grey bathtub looking ones). So I was lounging in it like a hammock ('cause I was bored) and the screws there were holding it into the deck overhead gave out. The swing fell to the ground and caught my hand under it (The ground was mostly dirt and wood chips). Mangled my left hand pretty bad. Ran inside and washed it off and wrapped it up. Showed it to my mom the next day and she was all "You should have told us, we could have taken you to get stitches" and I responded with "Yeah, that's why I didn't tell you".

3. Some time between #1 and #2 (I was around 5-7) I slipped on the kitchen floor and fell. Turns out there was some broken glass on the floor and it went right into my left hand (That meaty part of your palm on the lower pinky side). Washed it up and put a bandaid on it. Healed up but apparently it healed over the glass. Went to get xrays, couldn't see anything. My dad ended up having to dig it out of my hand with a pocket knife and a pin (Thank God he's an ER nurse).

Bonus: Not an injury (for me at least), but when I was in 3rd-4th grade, I was in cub scouts. Some cocky SOB in my troop/pack bet me one meeting that I couldn't punch him in the face. About five minutes later I was walking home after punching the kid square in the nose.

[MrSark980]

When I was about 11 or 12 I was messing around with my older brother.
We both had hard but foamy swords we got from Legoland on holidays.
I was drinking a cup of orange juice and my brother took my cup and said: watch this. He put the cup on the tip of his sword and propelled the cup at my face. He smashed my 4 front teeth.
The 3 front teeth I have now are all fake :Z funny now but horrible back then :/