[Littlefryingpan]

I have a beard, which nullifies all math and is a free pass to Coolsville.

Unless your a female. Then it's just creepy.

I don't need math to tell me my popularity status. Giving away free bacon is what makes me cool.

[savesthedazed]

I have a beard, which nullifies all math and is a free pass to Coolsville.

Unless your a female. Then it's just creepy.

I don't need math to tell me my popularity status. Giving away free bacon is what makes me cool.

You've never given me any free bacon.

[sliothar16]

this makes absolutely no sense to me.

[guadalcanal1]

You are hereby declared uncool until you give me free bacon

[Littlefryingpan]

I have a beard, which nullifies all math and is a free pass to Coolsville.

Unless your a female. Then it's just creepy.

I don't need math to tell me my popularity status. Giving away free bacon is what makes me cool.

You've never given me any free bacon.

Maybe I have and you just never noticed. You may have been sleeping at the time. :O

[Airlie91]

<==== is a subway manager and is therefore 90% cool

[Lineant]

9001%

[The-Jack-DeCk]

I got the following number:

4,569,901,381,820,279,183,201,910,299
to the power of 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999
multiplied by the number of times Chuck Norris did something right
to the power the number of credits that have been made on minerealm
plus 1/2 of infinity
minus 4,678


And yes, I did the math right.

[guadalcanal1]

But the number of time chuck Norris did something right was -1, so you are in the negatives.

[texas_hitman]

No one is cooler than the master race.