[Prodigy9]

I wish that I could have a awesome computer with 20 ram

You get a computer with 20 kb of RAM.

I wish to know all that I possess!

[__ryan___]

Granted. You learn everything, but your brain soon becomes to big and explodes.


I wish I had a real life portal gun

[Prodigy9]

Granted. You learn everything, but your brain soon becomes to big and explodes.


I wish I had a real life portal gun

You obtain the portal gun, fire one portal into the bottom of a bucket of nails and then fire the other portal down your throat. RIP.

I wish to become the best you can make me.

[__ryan___]

You become the best of everyone in the whole world. Now you live a lonely life because you will get bothered by your fans 24/7



I wish all junk-food was healthy for you

[Prodigy9]

I wish all junk-food was healthy for you

Junk food was healthy for you, 10,000 years ago.

I wish to walk the edge of the abyss, see your future, and learn.

[Roobean]

You see your Future and throughout the rest of your life you try and fix the mistakes you saw but it only makes them worse.

I wish I could hug every cat.

[Prodigy9]

You see your Future and throughout the rest of your life you try and fix the mistakes you saw but it only makes them worse.

I wish I could hug every cat.

They have claws, and do not appreciate being hugged.

I wish to sacrifice you to complete my mission.

[FlannyFlan]

You see your Future and throughout the rest of your life you try and fix the mistakes you saw but it only makes them worse.

I wish I could hug every cat.

They have claws, and do not appreciate being hugged.

I wish to sacrifice you to complete my mission.

Granted: You sacrifice them, only to find out that you needed them for a 2 person puzzle at the end

I wish that i could talk to cats.

[__ryan___]

You can now talk to cats, but they insult you 24/7.

I wish that I could be invisible

[Cogohst]

The world is plunged into eternal darkness to grant your wish. Now you and everything else is impossible to see.

No one granted my "Nukes in Australia and only Australia" wish from earlier. :C