[aguy130]

I wish to get unbanned.

Granted. But the admins will take their time. Muhahahahaha >;3

I wish everyone had brand new diamond shovels:
8=======D

[maca930]

Aguy: Your wish is granted, but it's not an imaginative wish.

Paper: You are unbanned, after you have died.

I wish for my message before this to be re-read.

[connorartman97]

Your message got re-read but you didn't get a field or ponies.

I wish for the domain www.elsea.com to be for sale.

[maca930]

That site is sold, but it is bought within 5 seconds.

I wish for Hitler to be resurrected.

[connorartman97]

That site is sold, but it is bought within 5 seconds.

*Shudders at the thought* ^

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Hitler is resurrected but kills himself in a mad rampage. Something about these new fangled image machines and the darn children.

I wish that everyone knows how much the universe loves them.

"And the Universe said, I love you"
GUYS ITS A JOKE ABOUT THE END CREDITS OMGOMG

[maca930]

Everyone feels the love of the Universe, but most go crazy, like a Rapture sort of situation.

I wish I could be as great at English as Connor.

[Roobean]

Whisk grunted, hear iz and igsomple off yowr inglash.

I wish for my answer to be a question.

[maca930]

All your answers become phrased as questions, meaning you can never answer someone.

I wish Lightbulbs was unbanned.

[aguy130]

ALL HAIL THE GOD!!! SAY OTHERWISE AND BE SMITED!!!!!

I wish connor was a flying pig riding a moose sickle on a carriage of carrots screaming BIPPITY BOPPITY BOO!!! And this would be in his schools cafeteria during his lunch hour.

[connorartman97]

Whisk grunted, hear iz and igsomple off yowr inglash.

It has officially stopped being funny.

Edit:

I wish connor was a flying pig riding a moose sickle on a carriage of carrots screaming BIPPITY BOPPITY BOO!!! And this would be in his schools cafeteria during his lunch hour.

Also, Your wish is granted but no one knows what a moose sickle is so we need you to elaborate before anyone else wishes again.