[aguy130]

[ImUrDaddy5150]

You get your rapier, you duel the first person you see. It happens to be Barack Obama. You are arrested by the P.O.A. (Ponies of America) and sent to Guantanamo Bay. There you meet Harold and Kumar, they escape, you don't. You die 28 years later from having needles stuck into your finger tips and your kneecaps being shot, by Barack.


I wish for a new computer, a good, new computer.

[KyleFate]

I wish for all life in the universe to suffer painful deaths effective immediately and burn in a fiery after life of despair.

[Cogohst]

Life is snuffed out, though it is soon reformed (let's blame magic) and brings about a universal era of happiness and friendship!

Wish: Rainbows. Rainbows everywhere.

[Bonejunky]

I wish for all life in the universe to suffer painful deaths effective immediately and burn in a fiery after life of despair.

All life you say? Wish granted, my friend. Oh yeah, you were included in the painful deaths and firey afterlife.

I wish for a fireball spitting Argonian that grew wings and let me ride on it and is now my noble steed.

[Cogohst]

All life you say? Wish granted, my friend. Oh yeah, you were included in the painful deaths and firey afterlife.

I wish for a fireball spitting Argonian that grew wings and let me ride on it and is now my noble steed.

Argonians aren't dragons, so...

I wish for rainbows. Again.

[Bonejunky]

All life you say? Wish granted, my friend. Oh yeah, you were included in the painful deaths and firey afterlife.

I wish for a fireball spitting Argonian that grew wings and let me ride on it and is now my noble steed.

Argonians aren't dragons, so...

I wish for rainbows. Again.

I know they aren't dragons. -.-

Your rainbow is black and white and is very dreary. I wish for my previous wish.

[maca930]

You get your winged Argonian, but it breathes fire and burns you to a crisp.

I wish for everyone to be happy, all the time!

[Cogohst]

Everyone is happy at the cost of everyone else dying. Happy, yay!

I want rainbows that display every color of the visible specturm. Rainbows everywhere.

[Cannabin0l]

I want rainbows that display every color of the visible specturm. Rainbows everywhere.

Your wish is granted, but 4 months into your job as a Rainbow Spreader, you are demoted to the next job in line. (Gay Rights Activist).

I wish for it to rain weed every day. Happy world is happy.