[Airlie91]

Granted

i wish for a piñata to be present at the party on the 28th!

[aguy130]

Granted!

I wish your party is epic.

[Cogohst]

You're not doing it right >_<

[aguy130]

Granted.

I wish you were not doing it right.

[Magerman]

Granted.

I wish you were not doing it right.

no....

[PikaXeD]

You don't do it right, and the words form into a verbal dagger and impales you on your bedroom wall.

I wish for a giant bee with chicken legs fused with deceased humans being eaten by the Flying Spaghetti monster wearing a mask and standing on a pile of pirate ships filled with worshippers, booze and hookers :3

[FlannyFlan]

You don't do it right, and the words form into a verbal dagger and impales you on your bedroom wall.

I wish for a giant bee with chicken legs fused with deceased humans being eaten by the Flying Spaghetti monster wearing a mask and standing on a pile of pirate ships filled with worshippers, booze and hookers :3

The hookers become hungry and eat the FSM then die from the toxins from the huchikebee.

I wish for the largest bottle of mtndew in the world

[hippoface]

You drink the mountain dew, but you become a fat monster 57% flab.

I wish everyone thought I was epic.

[Aelcalan]

Everyone thinks you're epic...fail.

I wish for a perfect rapier.

[mitchie151]

Cbf looking those words up - You are now a duck.

Clearly, you are now the most powerful duck in the universe.