[Sir_Sliver]

Your wish is granted, but one day you see your farther's dead body drifting to the bottem of the ocean as his funeral. You swim out to collect it and rush up to the surface, but you catch the bends and die a horrible death.

I wish everyone liked me and would do what I say, when I say it

[mitchie151]

Everyone likes you, but as your rule grows old , they get bored. They invade your house with pitchforks and torches and brutally murder you in the night.

I wish that the flying spaghetti monster would turn us all into pirates, so we can sail into the sunset on our pirate ship filled with beer and hookers.

[hippoface]

You drink all the beer and get terribly ill.

I wish I could do anything, like break laws and not get in trouble.

[FaeynHeart]

Sure, you can, but so can everyone else and they are more evil than you.

I wish that I had more time to play Skyrim.

[Beh42]

You lose track of time and play Skyrim for an eternity.

I wish for the next Batman film!

[Aelcalan]

It's absolute rubbish. Batnipples have returned.

I wish I were an Oscar-Meyer weiner. (SOMEBODY had to, eventually. )

[hippoface]

A hobo comes along and eats you. Since he doesn't eat much, he tears you slowly.

I wish to be in minecraft.

[Cogohst]

You're in Minecraft, but you're a creeper.

I wish for bombs. Everywhere. Except here, here would be bad. D=

[Aelcalan]

Congratulations, you're on the only chunk of matter left in the universe.

I wish I was omnipotent and omniscient.

[aguy130]

Cbf looking those words up - You are now a duck.

I wish the minecraft account 'Cogohst' would never be able to issue server commands, or world edit commands.

x3