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By Aelcalan
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Done. The mayo's WAY outta date, though. Also, the turkey? Really yucky.

I wish...FOR THE ABILITY TO CONSTANTLY BE A LARGE HAM, in the THEATRICAL sense!!
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By Beh42
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Aelcalan wrote:I wish...FOR THE ABILITY TO CONSTANTLY BE A LARGE HAM, in the THEATRICAL sense!!
You gain the ability to be an oversize piece of ham and get to be used as a prop for numerous lame sitcom tv, suffering horrible jokes at the hands of desperate writers of one-season shows. Then after the holidays, you're forgotten.

I wish for the dark side of the moon.
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By aguy130
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You get the Dark Side of the Moon, but it shocks you with Sith Lightning.

I WISH I HAD A PORTAL GUN, W-W-WISH I HAD A PORTAL GUN!
By Sir_Sliver
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You get your portal gun, but it jams the first time you try and use it, it jams , trapping you in a rift between portals forever.

I wish that my egg farm produced more eggs
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By kittenpirate007
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Sir_Sliver wrote:You get your portal gun, but it jams the first time you try and use it, it jams , trapping you in a rift between portals forever.

I wish that my egg farm produced more eggs
Wish granted, but after the chickens lay the eggs they hatch immediately into giant chickens that proceed to brutally murder you.

I wish for the ability to control time.
By Sir_Sliver
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You get your time control, but you abuse it to make yourself young forever, and you live on while everyone you love dies.

I wish I had the power to kill anything with a flick of my wrist
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By Aelcalan
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Done! But then you were a little too hasty in picking your nose, and got yourself.

I wish Beh had really understood what I meant by 'theatrical sense'.
By Sir_Sliver
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You understand with Beh meant, but then you are so amazed by his brain power and feel your so insignificant compared with him you decide life isn't worth living and you kill yourself :D

I wish I could get Elder Scrolls games 5-15 whenever I want, even if they are not in creation!
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By kittenpirate007
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You receive the Elder Scrolls 6: Valenwood(I hope) but alas your PC can't handle the power of it, and you have to spend $600 upgrading.

I wish I lived in Rapture.
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