[aguy130]

Your wallet never runs out of money because you have a drug problem and rob banks while
High, until your heart gives out.

I think I'll switch it up and wish for something gruesome.

Let the Internet die.

[Airlie91]

The Internet dies, but as it dies Skynet is born, bringing on the end of the world as we know it!

I wish for a year supply of Ben & Jerry's!

[Aelcalan]

You get the ice cream! It's a pity you don't have the self control to make it last a year, though.

You have died from gluttony. Identify objects? [Y/N/Q]

I wish I was done with all these papers.

[aguy130]

You're done, but you procrastinate and get no sleep. Your eyes are bloodshot the next day and you fall asleep at the wheel of your car, getting into an accident.

I wish there was world peace.

[guadalcanal1]

The world is peaceful, until invaders from mars obliterate everyone with nukes.

I wish for a llama shaped pie.

[Beh42]

The world is at peace, development stops, the population is booming out of control, resources are used excessively and are depleted. Humanity is extinct, unable to advance without war, nature slowly reclaims the planet and its oceans.

I wish for better American health care.

Come on people, step it up a little... don't make it lame with something like "I wish for money. You get a load of money, somebody kill you and steal it/The money falls on you and kills you."

[Beh42]

I wish for a llama shaped pie.

You get a llama-shaped pie, that you will have to share with you fellow co-workers/students/imaginary friends in even slices.

I wish for <Refer to previous post>.

[aguy130]

Bad double post is bad.

[CirJohn]

I wish for better American health care.

The health care system undergoes a complete overhaul due to fear of a new strain of airborn guatamalan goat flu decimating europe. As the months pass, the populations of europe, asia and south america, are reduced by half, throwing the world economy into an extreme depression. The american economy, already stressed due to years of overspending and new plentiful healthcare collapses, taking all of its benefits with it for decades to come.

I wish for the power to control gravity.

[ramien123]

You obtain the power to control gravity, but you accidently make gravity so strong you kill everyone on the entire Earth.

I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye with mayo, but i don't want any weird things, nothing evil, no poison, no zombie turkey, nothing out of the ordinary at all, no demons, no war because of the sandwich, no salmonella, no creepy ghosts, no magical beings, no transforming people, nothing weird or strange or evil or abnormal at all, I just wish for a normal turkey sandwich on rye bread with mayo.