[aguy130]

Friends, our wild companionship knows no bounds. We need everyone to embrace eah other. The Sith and the Separatists rebelled against the Jedi and the Republic. However, if this scenario was with us, the Sith would be a part of the Jedi, and strive to teach them all the secrets of their dark ways, for our friendship is stronger than life itself. As Master Yoda once said, "Size matters not", only that your friendship exists, and you will be eternally happy.

[jailbird556]

Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling all over.

[ramien123]

Triger, all are welcome to the table of friendship! And jailbird and Aguy130, what brilliant and glorious examples of friendship you have presented which graces my eyes! For truly like wetting yourself and joining forces with the Sith, friendship is like a childrens card game that decides the fate of the world, for friendship is the thing that moves the very earth, that is revealed in the heart of the cards, and that shines brightly in the dark nights!

[Shampoo_Lord]

I would like a glass of milk.

[connorartman97]

I would also enjoy a glass of friendship milk.

[FlannyFlan]

I would also enjoy a glass of friendship milk.

The milk they give you is nothing more than spoiled Curds, oozing with the mold of corruption.. Toss it aside and live your life free of their mind twisting grasp.

[ramien123]

Dearest Friend Flanny Flan, you of all people should know that the Milk of Friendship is the most delicious, nutritious, and friendtastic beverage in the whole universe!

Because in the movies, they use milk to simulate rain, and like the sound of rain falling on the ground so to is friendship the loudest and most pleasently refreshing of all things to a world that is dry!

[Kojaimea]

Dearest Friend Flanny Flan, you of all people should know that the Milk of Friendship is the most delicious, nutritious, and friendtastic beverage in the whole universe!

Because in the movies, they use milk to simulate rain, and like the sound of rain falling on the ground so to is friendship the loudest and most pleasently refreshing of all things to a world that is dry!

My dear Ramien, what an itellectual, erudite and scholarly statement that you have just made. Friendship my fellow forum users, is quintessentially precipitation coldly hitting the unsaturated ground after a long drought, or even a lorry on a motorway launching itself upon the hard shoulder during a seemingly unstoppable rainstorm when the driver must rest in a deep and dreary slumber.

Much akin to the power of the lorry, so too does friendship propel you through the windshield of revulsion, discord and malevolence, leaving behing only scattered traces of the things that have now come to pass.

[acaelia]

Imagine reaching into the warm depths of the laundry, searching blindly for your beloved low cut v-neck tanktop that shows just the right out of chest.

Pulling it on, reaching into the warm folds of the fabric only to come across a wonderful, friendly, benevolent clump of lint. Imagine reaching into the pockets of each garment you owned, only to find that special surprise each time, with each clump ultimately more beauteous than the last. Imagine collecting each bit, cherishing them, and formulating them into a magnificent being. That, my friends, is what friendship is.

[aguy130]

Imagine yourself on a calm, peaceful, tranquil lake. The sun is rising, the temperature summery with a warm, early-morning breeze. You are half fishing and half dozing, for the atmosphere is so soothing, it would be considered a crime not to kick back. Suddenly, your friend appears out of nowhere with a tub of ice cream in one hand, and something else in the other. Seeing that you weren't having any luck catching fish, the good chap hurls the unknownprojectile into the lake.

AAAND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE
Before you can comprehend what has just happened, it is raining lake water and cooked fish. The shore is lined with your delectable meal. You can have any fish you like, a la mode, all due to the strength of friendship.