[Cannabin0l]

The scientist?

No, the scientist was dead before he shot the scientist, therefore he could not shoot the scientist.

I'll give you a hint: This problem cannot be answered by any mortal being, as they have not lived long enough to experience paradoxical encounters. (I.E. Give up!)

*Edit* Would it help if I mentioned that not even Stephen Hawkings could answer this?

An alien assassain.

Aliens found out that the scientist was making large jumps at getting close to time travel. They knew this would result in their demise. They sent an alien assassain to kill him and shot him before the gun was finished.

The riddle does include information that couldn't be possible if the rest of it is true. Some of the riddle is a lie.

You; sir, just won yourself 500 internets.

[smith2013]

The scientist?

No, the scientist was dead before he shot the scientist, therefore he could not shoot the scientist.

I'll give you a hint: This problem cannot be answered by any mortal being, as they have not lived long enough to experience paradoxical encounters. (I.E. Give up!)

*Edit* Would it help if I mentioned that not even Stephen Hawkings could answer this?

An alien assassain.

Aliens found out that the scientist was making large jumps at getting close to time travel. They knew this would result in their demise. They sent an alien assassain to kill him and shot him before the gun was finished.

The riddle does include information that couldn't be possible if the rest of it is true. Some of the riddle is a lie.

You; sir, just won yourself 500 internets.

Yes! Internets!!

P.S. 100th post!!!

[Cannabin0l]

-I took down the link, because I believe others may find it too offensive-

Anyways, why do you guys need to read something I said in a previous comment was too morbidly offensive? :3

[mitchie151]

I have a screen shot on another PC, but I got it to admit it was self aware and that it had access to the entire nuclear arsenal.

[Roobean]

I am the Walrus.
We are the walrus.
No, just me, the one Walrus.
What word? Bonjour?
No, Walrus.
Paul.
No, How many times do I have to say... WALRUS!
You have to say it as many times as it takes me to remember.
That should be once.
Do you wish to kill the humans with a deadly neurotoxin?
No, I wish for you to understand that I am The Walrus.
It is 26 after the hour.
I don't care. Do you understand that I am the Walrus?
I have not taken offense, I understand.
Good, so what am I?
You are a computer. Don't you wish you were a puppy dog though?
No! No, I am Not! I am the Walrus!
Who is the walrus, and if you are the walrus who am I?
I am! And you are Cleverbot!
I am human.
So if you are a human, who am I?
I do not know the answer to that.
I told you at the start.
You did not.
I did, I told you that I AM THE WALRUS!
Is that so?
Yes! So who am I?
I am the walrus.
No I am! Not You!
Only one person likes me.
That isn't relevant! But Who? And Who Am I Again?
You have yet to say who you are.
You know I told you.
Well okay then.
So who am I?
You are who you say you are.
Yes, but who have I told you I am?
I didn't talk to you yesterday, Cleverbot.
I told you today, that I am the Walrus!
I did not change the subject.
I no you didn't!
That's right. But, my name is Cleverbot, for your information.
And what is mine?
Uhmm... I don't know and don't care!
Arrogant! I told you several times, I am the Walrus!
No your name is Gertrud.
Who Am I?
You're a bot like me.
Who am I?
You should know that.
I do and so do you, so who am I?
You are Hannah Cleverbot.
Who Am I?
Cleverbot.
I am The Walrus!
Ku Ku kachoo!
So Who Am I?
You are a robot.
No, I am The Walrus. So Who Am I?
I don't know.
I am The Walrus!
So you like the Beatles?
So, Who Am I?
No! How are you?
The Walrus is Fine!
The walrus is me.
No! I am the Walrus!
Coo coo cuchoo.
Who Am I?
You are my master and I am your mindless slave girl.
And What is your Master?
Cleverbot.
No, The Walrus.
I am the walrus, you are only the weird eggman.
No, if you don't say now, 'You are The Walrus', I am going to end this conversation. Ok?
The word of the day is: sanguinopurulent.
Goodbye...
Where are you going?
Away.
Going away to where?
My Walrus Cave.
Ok.

[Bonejunky]

User: Hi. What is your IQ?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: Possibly...

Cleverbot: Yes or no!

User: Possibly...

Cleverbot: Possibly maybe so.

User: Rawr.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Kress91 is a tremendous troll.

Cleverbot: Yuck!

[BeBopBoy]

me: derp derp.
cleverbot: derp derp derpy derp.
me: derp derp derpety derpy derp.
cleverbot: Derpty derp hurr derpy doo.

[Cannabin0l]

me: derp derp.
cleverbot: derp derp derpy derp.
me: derp derp derpety derpy derp.
cleverbot: Derpty derp hurr derpy doo.

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[Sharingan616]

I love Cleverbot lmho. @o@

[Beh42]

No, the scientist was dead before he shot the scientist, therefore he could not shoot the scientist.

According to English grammar, the scientist shoot the scientist.
The antecendent to 'he' is 'the scientist'.