[Bonejunky]

May I also ask for your credentials? This is a very serious matter and I hardly think a 14 year old (?) has the qualifications for a job of this standard.

Pfft, some people think that 14 year olds aren't responsible enough to work...

My credentials are:

I have none except that I inspect every piece of food I touch and I am a clean freak.

[maca930]

Theoretically, you aren't actually touching the food. I mean it is a virtual game after all. Crazed 14 year olds, think virtual food is real.

[Bonejunky]

Theoretically, you aren't actually touching the food. I mean it is a virtual game after all. Crazed 14 year olds, think virtual food is real.

Real food is real. Virtual food is virtual and NOT real.

AND YOUR ONLY A YEAR OLDER THAN ME.

Crazed 15 year olds, criticizing everything us 14 year olds do and think...

[Darth_Regnier]

Shamp you have competition now my food truck is up and running closer to spawn then you are ^^ come at me bro

[taxidriver308]

I will be submitting my resume for Chief of the MineRealm Police Department (MPD) position.

If you look at the resume you will see I have the correct credentials for the job.

I will be waiting for your call for an interview.

Thank you for your time.

[maca930]

Let me rephrase my comment about you not touching the food. 'You're not actually touching the food from Shamp's Diner, after all it is virtual and not real. Also I don't remember being as crazed as you at 14.

[BeBopBoy]

i waant to be u kook...i can make everyting u eat n more n stuff. i am very hard work. i can poop n cook at same time so i save u time. so have 2 me on monday. TANKS!

[Bonejunky]

Dear Mr. Regnier:

The price of your food is under the minimum amount of Realm Credits that have to be spent per item. Either up your prices or we will have to shut down your food truck.

Sorry for the inconvenience, players of Minerealm.





Oh, yeah, maca?

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[maca930]

i waant to be u kook...i can make everyting u eat n more n stuff. i am very hard work. i can poop n cook at same time so i save u time. so have 2 me on monday. TANKS!

That was a sentence that was not understandable Bebopboy. Maybe try taking lessons in grammar, spelling and punctuation? And this isn't an thread for applicants, it is a thread where I update my review about Shamp's Diner.

[FlannyFlan]

i waant to be u kook...i can make everyting u eat n more n stuff. i am very hard work. i can poop n cook at same time so i save u time. so have 2 me on monday. TANKS!

I'm pretty sure Shamp's wonderful staff can handle themselves...