[FlannyFlan]

So if you ever need a quick meal, or a romantic dinner with your date (Lineant and FlannyFlan perhaps), just stop off at Shamp's Diner, less than 100 blocks away from spawn!.

Lineant and I did, infact, have a nice date that started off with Visiting Shamp's Diner for dinner, and let me tell you... He seated us in a nice corner table that had a great view, and took our orders with such gracefulness, some of the best places in the world couldn't have done it better! The Ambiance and feel of the diner is just so,, exquisite! Perfect for all occasions in my opinion... and I honestly rate Shamp's Diner with not 5 stars, but 10, because I honestly feel that is what it truly deserves.

[Bonejunky]

Dear Mr. Shampoo_Lord:

With the recent skeleton infestation at your diner, we have decided that it is unsafe for dining and is also an unsafe place for working. We formally request that the restaraunt is shut down indefinitely by tomorrow. If you do not accept, we will be forced to bring in Minerealm Law Enforcement Services to make you shut down your diner.

Sincerely,

Minerealm Health Services

[Shampoo_Lord]

Dear Shampoo_Lord,

With the recent skeleton infestation at your diner, we have decided that it is unsafe for dining and is also an unsafe place for working. We formally request that the restaraunt is shut down by tomorrow. If you do not accept, we will be forced to bring in Minerealm Law Enforcement Services to make you shut down your diner.

Sincerely,

Minerealm Health Services

Which law enforcement do you speak of?

[maca930]

I'll bring you some chicken meat! (Shampoo deep-fries his chicken meat)

[Bonejunky]

Dear Shampoo_Lord,

With the recent skeleton infestation at your diner, we have decided that it is unsafe for dining and is also an unsafe place for working. We formally request that the restaraunt is shut down by tomorrow. If you do not accept, we will be forced to bring in Minerealm Law Enforcement Services to make you shut down your diner.

Sincerely,

Minerealm Health Services

Which law enforcement do you speak of?

Texas...

I'll bring you some chicken meat! (Shampoo deep-fries his chicken meat)

Another violation. According to Minerealm Food Guide and Regulations, nothing is allowed to be deep-fried, only cooked in a furnace.

[maca930]

I also do believe he and wxclm are running an illegal drug farm to the side of Shamp's Diner! These criminals need to be shut down as soon as they can!

[Bonejunky]

I also do believe he and wxclm are running an illegal drug farm to the side of Shamp's Diner! These criminals need to be shut down as soon as they can!

Not my department.

I will get Minerealm Law Enforcement Services right on it.

[maca930]

Oh I forgot to mention, they mix this in to the bread dough.

[Bonejunky]

Oh I forgot to mention, they mix this in to the bread dough.

And that would be the employees faults, for not paying attention and letting others go into the kitchen.

But, because of that, Shamp's now has to be shut down by midnight Mountain Standard Time.

[maca930]

May I also ask for your credentials? This is a very serious matter and I hardly think a 14 year old (?) has the qualifications for a job of this standard.