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By eplawsl
#27231
Kress_91 wrote:Fellow Citizens of Minerealm,

It has come to the attention of the majority of the server that the realm Terra Nova has been purchasing so called “spawn realms” en masse. This is true, and we at Terra Nova are not about to insult your intelligence, and we are certainly not deaf to your complaints. We understand that some of you believe that we are “monopolizing” the server, that we are “ruining it for everybody else”, and that we are “corrupting the Minerealm experience”.

Now, that couldn’t be further from the truth! The fine, outstanding citizens of Terra Nova have always had your best interests at heart, and feel both shocked and dismayed that such unflattering fallacies have been circulating among the hardworking players of the server. We are hurt that people believe we are “monopolizing “the server. Why in heavens good name would we wish to do that? A monopolized server is not an enjoyable experience for anyone, which includes the fine people of Terra Nova. We here at Terra Nova are simply Increasing Entertainment and Property Values, a new approach that Terra Nova feels will further trade and cooperation amongst everyone on the server! After all, isn’t the Nova Store the most trusted store on the server, with the best selection of items, affordable prices, and friendly service?

As for “ruining it” for everyone else, how could we possibly do that? Minerealm has the most amazing and resilient playerbase of any server in the history of forever, and that is a fact!
“Corrupting the Minerealm experience”? Well now, that is unfair and the people who started that nasty little rumor should be ashamed of themselves. Terra Nova is not even going to justify that baseless, illogical, cruel statement with an official response.

Now that the silly rumors and mutterings have been addressed, we can all move onto the real issue. Why is Terra Nova buying all the spawn realms it possibly can? The answer my dear friends is quite simple, we don’t want you to go to all the troubles owning a spawn realm can bring. For example, did you know that there are many restrictions placed on realms in close proximity to spawn? It’s true! Also, did you know that an ugly spawn attracts both griefers and idiots while detering intelligent persons such as you and I? That’s a fact as well. Terra Nova is taking the stand, and will try our hardest to build beautiful monuments to the server, the community, and Terra Nova in all our spawn realms.

Remember; Terra Nova: Your Future, Seen Through Our Eyes
totally agree with the spawn looking nice thing, but other than that this whole post was a fantastic lulzfest of what appears to be satire mixed with poorly executed brainwashing techniques, thanks bro.
#27232
Terra Nova wishes to express its displeasure of being accused of "poorly executed brainwashing". If Terra Nova were to actually attempt brainwashing(which the polite statement issued by Kress91and the Terra Nova Department of Public Relations most certainly is not), the community would not be aware of it, as they would be completely under the control of their new, benevolent, Terra Novian masters.
#27236
ramien123 wrote:Terra Nova wishes to express its displeasure of being accused of "poorly executed brainwashing". If Terra Nova were to actually attempt brainwashing(which the polite statement issued by Kress91and the Terra Nova Department of Public Relations most certainly is not), the community would not be aware of it, as they would be completely under the control of their new, benevolent, Terra Novian masters.
And that right there is what makes you guys the most hated party of Minerealm in my eyes: you ignorance/arrogance is so big that Notch needs to expand his y-coord to fit it on a regular map.
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