Psychoshaman wrote:Why all of the uncalled for attacks against cats? He didn't do anything, give him a break.
It seems you've yet to hear the legend of catsfuzz.
Many moon-cycles ago, a grand civilization stood. That nation was Terra Celestis, the homeland of all Celestians. Ramien123, one of the head advisors at the time, requested someone akin to him be allowed into the grand halls of Terra. The ever generous leader of Terra Celestis, Cogohst, opened the doors of the Noble Housing Chambers to ramien123's cousin, catsfuzz.
Catsfuzz was showered with wealth, more than he had ever seen. Of course, catsfuzz was new to the world of Minecraft (the first time he played had been only a few days before), so such treasure and luxury was lost on him. Sadly, catsfuzz didn't understand the Celestian government, so instead of helping with public-works projects, he attempted to create extensive tunnels in the depths of the Noble Housing Chambers, undermining the structure and making it horribly unsafe.
A few weeks after catsfuzz was graciously invited to Terra Celestis, he decided that the Celestian government was "oppressing his true creative genius" and he would leave the Motherland, and live elsewhere. Catsfuzz was lightly mourned in Celestis, but eventually forgotten. That is until Cogohst checked the Royal Maps, and found catsfuzz created his new home on the edges of Celestis, just barely keeping them from expanding in that direction. Peace parties were sent from Terra Celestis to catsfuzz's "town" (at it's peak, the town was only a two story building), Echo Run. Wealth even grander than what Celestis' leader kept in his personal coffers was offered to catsfuzz in exchange for his relocation, but he rejected. His reasons for staying were "the land, the water, and the minerals in the earth". The land was little more than a hill, the water a standard Minecraft lake. The "minerals" were actually part of a Celestian mine that catsfuzz had taken as his own.
Celestis could not expand to the south if Echo Run still stood, so a plan was devised for it's removal. At first, Celestians spoke with the rulers of the world, to see if they could take action against catsfuzz. No laws had been broken, as catsfuzz had "every right to be there", so their immense power was of no use. Then, the Celestians went on the offensive. They created three realms around Echo Run, effectively stopping it's expansion and making it impossible to leave it's boundaries. The mines of Echo Run were completely stripped of any resources in a matter of minutes, and catsfuzz felt great rage. He made many a forum post, and private messaged many a mod, all in hopes of action to be taken against the citizens of Terra Celestis and it's new colonies: u mad bro?, Echo Jog, and try harder. The same thing that catsfuzz and the powers that be told Celestis, had been repeated back to Echo Run's dimwitted leader: "They have every right to be there, so there's nothing we can do.".
After about a week of Celestians patrolling the borders of Echo Run, killing any who were able to escape, catsfuzz finally "gave in". He requested nearly all the treasure in the Royal Chest, in exchange for his relocation. An agreement was negotiated, and a party of Celestians would meet catsfuzz on the land he had chosen as his new home to give him the treasure. Catsfuzz had chosen land that Celestis reserved for military purposes, some 700 meters away, but the battle-wary Celestians did not care, they simply wanted him gone. The valuables were given to catsfuzz, and the Celestian party immediately left. Seconds after the Celestians were out of sight, the great and feared ally of Celestis, Lightbulbs, rushed in and slit the throat of catsfuzz, stripping all Celestian possessions off of his corpse. Lightbulbs, the hero of this tale, returned the treasures, and Celestis was finally able to return to a normal state.
For his socially unacceptable behavior, and almost sickening stupidity, catsfuzz was sentenced to a lifetime of torment, both in-game and on the forums. Sadly, catsfuzz has yet to learn his lesson, and the ever-vigilant hero must stay alert, or catsfuzz will poison the world with his mind.
