[_b3ast_]

Green and gold music discs are sold at NTC - Nether Trade Center! Msg SnowLeopard, someonee, or _b3ast_ about buying a green or gold music disc for as low as 1k rc, but remember to mention that _b3ast_ said a FREE iron sword comes included! We don't care about tax! Buy quickly, the deal ends soon!

[Lightbulbs]

1k RC for a record which you can make a grinder which spits out 80 of an hour.

No thanks.

[_b3ast_]

Which takes work. Therefore: CONCLUSION! Free sword w/ purchase1!!1!

[Lightbulbs]

Yay, a free iron sword whose value is 1/8 of a log, 2 iron, and 1/4 of a piece of coal.

That's literally 30 seconds of work right there.

[Kress_91]

How is the conclusion a free sword with purchase?

You're an absolute idiot.

I'll sell anyone a gold and green disc for fifty credits that are interested in this guy's terribad offer.

[_b3ast_]

Hehe, you silly boys q:)