Worst ban appeals ever thread

Re: Worst ban appeals ever thread#184261

By dlgn - Wed Feb 12, 2014 3:27 pm

- Wed Feb 12, 2014 3:27 pm #184261

Bu1ld0g wrote:And tool of the year award goes to......

Anyway, turns out he does this on other servers too.
Some kids never learn

https://www.google.com.au/search?q=Ligh ... 3&ie=UTF-8

"I got scammed by Lightning"
"Lightning scamming me on 15K"
"Lightning verbally abusing me"

seems like a nice guy.

I am the whirring thing past the corner. I am the darker patch under the bed. I am the tapping on your window; the extra steps on the sidewalk; the voice whispering your name. I am Stalkerbot, and I am watching you.

Re: Worst ban appeals ever thread#184263

By krinbros - Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:12 pm

- Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:12 pm #184263

dlgn wrote:
Bu1ld0g wrote:And tool of the year award goes to......

Anyway, turns out he does this on other servers too.
Some kids never learn

https://www.google.com.au/search?q=Ligh ... 3&ie=UTF-8
"I got scammed by Lightning"
"Lightning scamming me on 15K"
"Lightning verbally abusing me"

seems like a nice guy.

Backing out of that search put me in Australian Google, lol.

Like my profile pic? Here's the products it's on

- Horneyed Snagglebruss

Re: Worst ban appeals ever thread#184363

By cubeguy314 - Thu Feb 13, 2014 7:52 pm

- Thu Feb 13, 2014 7:52 pm #184363

This is quite amusing.

http://minerealm.com/community/viewtopi ... 20&t=15391

Re: Worst ban appeals ever thread#184776

By Piewarrior27 - Tue Feb 18, 2014 2:49 am

- Tue Feb 18, 2014 2:49 am #184776

http://www.minerealm.com/community/view ... 20&t=15376
This guy... He can't stick to one story, even editing his comments...

But on the second page, he's full of genius quotes.

kmason2000 wrote:Just put anti-cheat on and no one will be able to fly

kmason2000 wrote:If I stay banned ill just go to a different server and this one will not be popular.

He should really consider a career in comedy.

Re: Worst ban appeals ever thread#184803

By dlgn - Tue Feb 18, 2014 1:02 pm

- Tue Feb 18, 2014 1:02 pm #184803

How does kushtx still have any reputation? (He has 1/10 somehow despite being permabanned for months.)

I am the whirring thing past the corner. I am the darker patch under the bed. I am the tapping on your window; the extra steps on the sidewalk; the voice whispering your name. I am Stalkerbot, and I am watching you.

Re: Worst ban appeals ever thread#184804

By faldette - Tue Feb 18, 2014 1:12 pm

- Tue Feb 18, 2014 1:12 pm #184804

What part of being told not to make new forum accounts to avoid his forum ban and that his attempts at unbanning should go through email with Intelli does he not understand? D:

......私ね、とても怖い夢をみたの.

Re: Worst ban appeals ever thread#184878

By dlgn - Wed Feb 19, 2014 8:14 am

- Wed Feb 19, 2014 8:14 am #184878

Announcing the Worst Ban Appeal of 2013 Selection Contest!

Nominate your favorite ban appeal or ban request of 2013! Ten appeals and/or requests will be accepted, most likely on a first-come, first-serve basis. You merely need to provide a link, and if you wish, a short synopsis and quote; if you don't provide them, I will. (Try not to spoil major parts of the thread in the quote or synopsis.) Once the threads have been selected, I will create a new thread with a poll, and let MineRealm decide which is best.

I hereby nominate Hellbird's ban appeal: Made a bad joke, was banned and told to appeal.

Synopsis: "If I had known that bans come this easily, I never would have spoken out," begins Hellbird, and it doesn't get better from there. In the six pages of his appeal, Hellbird argues with veterans, staff, and even chat logs in the desperate hope that denying the evidence will make it go away. With drama, absurdity, and the occasional twist, Hellbird's attempt at getting unbanned is a terrible appeal, but an excellent demonstration of the worst MineRealm has to offer.

Hellbird wrote:I am the victim here.

(gir's appeal has also been nominated; Intelli can provide a synopsis and quote here if he likes, but if he doesn't, I'll do so myself.)

~dlgn

I am the whirring thing past the corner. I am the darker patch under the bed. I am the tapping on your window; the extra steps on the sidewalk; the voice whispering your name. I am Stalkerbot, and I am watching you.