[Slathalin]

not happening.

I wish for photoshop. (the program)

[dlgn]

The news is happier, but also false. The campaign of disinformation eventually leads to the destruction of your country, making the rest of the world very happy.

not happening.

I wish for photoshop. (the program)

Granted. However, the program you are given is actually a shop for photos, and you accidentally use up all your and your parents money when you sit on the mouse. As it's nonrefundable, your family has to sell all your possessions to pay off your debt. Since this includes your house, your family is forced to move in with me and artraf, where our little sisters wake you and your brothers up every morning at 4:30AM by going out to the goat shed where you sleep and banging pots and pans until you go up to the house and make them breakfast.

I wish for Yosemite not to be shut down.

~dlgn

[Eetrab]

Yosemite is re-opened, but now it is sponsored by Redbull. Now all the attractions have Redbull advertisements in front of them, meaning you an see nothing but advertisements.

I wish for a large, pointy hat.

[dlgn]

You get your hat. Now everyone around you is constantly singing "My hat has three corners". You can never escape. Eventually, unable to sleep due to the singing, you die of exhaustion.

I wish for the government to turn back on, for NASA's sake.

[Meowrocket]

The government comes back on- but only because of a dictator takeover. He initiates communism, and since so many people are poor everyone ends up with nothing. You live out your life barely subsisting on basic bread, fish, and water- not necessarily clean, either.

I wish that I had a better microphone.

[xxcrapperzxx]

I live close to Yosemite, if you wanted to come and stalk me.

I wish for a new set of P.E. clothes... and a new backpack...

[Eetrab]

The government comes back on- but only because of a dictator takeover. He initiates communism, and since so many people are poor everyone ends up with nothing. You live out your life barely subsisting on basic bread, fish, and water- not necessarily clean, either.

I wish that I had a better microphone.

You get a better microphone but as you are unpacking it from the impossible to open plastic, it breaks.

I live close to Yosemite, if you wanted to come and stalk me.

I wish for a new set of P.E. clothes... and a new backpack...

Your new P.E. cloths are four sizes too big and your backpack is laden with lead that cannot be removed; it is too heavy to carry.

I wish for negligence.

[Tee]

I wish for negligence.

Some derp at council forgets to replace the sewer manhole cover in your street after performing maintenance, and whilst cycling along you fall through it. You sue for negligence and are awarded a multi-million dollar payout. Good work dude! Now go take a shower

I wish for 1/10 user reputation.

[dlgn]

Granted. You are doomed to stay on MineRealm just enough to maintain 1/10 rep until the end of time.

I wish TJ would play more.

[dlgn]

Granted. You are doomed to stay on MineRealm just enough to maintain 1/10 rep until the end of time.

I wish TJ would play more.

*cough*