[LeafWarrior254]

I wish for even more upvotes.

You get one trillion upvotes but that is too many upvotes.
You crash the website and you become the "unpopular guy that crashed the website".

I wish for numbers

You get Numbers, the book of the bible. The movie version. It is creepy and boring and everyone hates it.

I wish I didn't need to sleep more than 4 hours, but still could if I wanted to.

You don't have to sleep more than 4 hours, but if you don't sleep more that 5, you turn into a zombie.

I wish for Fraps.

[Slathalin]

You get your fraps, but because of a shipping error, you get 14 Frappuccinos

I wish for Legit_Neymar to build me an even better midevil house, after taking down my old house

[LeafWarrior254]

You get your fraps, but because of a shipping error, you get 14 Frappuccinos

I wish for Legit_Neymar to build me an even better midevil house, after taking down my old house

Before I grant your wish, I'm going to assume you mean "medieval."
Anyways, granted.
But, unfortunately, you have to throw your sewage out the window, like in any medieval house, infuriating many players. They burn your house down.

I wish for cake (Let's see what happens)

[Slathalin]

You get cake, and in the process, infuriate 08, who creams you in a PvP battle.

I wish for a piece of pie.

[dlgn]

You get cake, and in the process, infuriate 08, who creams you in a PvP battle.

I wish for a piece of pie.

Granted, my mom's bringing pie to your house for dinner tonight, lol. I can't really twist that without ruining the pie, and I don't think she'd like that.

Anyway, I wish I was more motivated to play on MineRealm.

[Slathalin]

Tell your mom that the pie was amazing. Anyway, granted. You becom so motivated, that you end up selling All of your possessions to achieve donor status, and become homeless


I wish For some lapis to give flanny.

[Eetrab]

Tell your mom that the pie was amazing. Anyway, granted. You becom so motivated, that you end up selling All of your possessions to achieve donor status, and become homeless


I wish For some lapis to give flanny.

As you are travelling on horseback with a full inventory, you ride over a small mound to fall into a pit of lava on the other side. You lose your horse and your life (this actually happened to me once).

I wish for a positron beam shooter thingy.

[xxcrapperzxx]

Tell your mom that the pie was amazing. Anyway, granted. You becom so motivated, that you end up selling All of your possessions to achieve donor status, and become homeless


I wish For some lapis to give flanny.

As you are travelling on horseback with a full inventory, you ride over a small mound to fall into a pit of lava on the other side. You lose your horse and your life (this actually happened to me once).

I wish for a positron beam shooter thingy.

That happens to me a lot!
Anyways, I wish for a better math teacher.

[SkullRose]

Granted. You get a new math teacher but this one smells like rotten corpses.

I wish I got payed more money.

[Meowrocket]

You get paid millions of dollars- in pennies.
They fall and bury you, and you are crushed, unable to draw a breath due to the weight, and any breathing you can manage is just intake of pennies. You slowly die.

I want the news to be happier.