[dlgn]

So you get a new episode, but you realize that Friendship isn't Witchcraft at all, it's money and fake social status, but then you review that thought and realize that's just America.

That's exactly what FiW is supposed to be, where's the twist? xD

So you get a new episode, but you realize that Friendship isn't Witchcraft at all, it's money and fake social status, but then you review that thought and realize that's just America.

I wish I knew how to put part of a screeny into a sig (this is a legitimate question btw, you can put a twist on it after explaining technology to me ;3)

Granted.

• Screenshot button
• Open .minecraft folder
• Open screenshots folder
• Select screenshot
• Open image editor
• Crop, etc.
• Upload to image hosting site
• Add to signature

And that's when the man with a hat drops Mount McKinley on you.

I wish for food.

I wish the giant spider bite on my foot was completely gone (it's so big I can't put on a shoe...).

[LeafWarrior254]

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I wish the giant spider bite on my foot was completely gone (it's so big I can't put on a shoe...).

1. Sounds bad. Ouch...
2. It completely disappears, then reappears on your arm.

I wish I had Autodesk Maya, the real thing, with no lawyers hunting me down.

[DragonSlayer155]

The lawyers are eaten by dlgn.

I wish to be unbanned.

[dlgn]

The lawyers are eaten by dlgn.

I wish to be unbanned.

Granted. You're unbanned, but an alt of yours remains banned. Unaware of your unbanning, you go on to refresh your realms with your main account and are permabanned for evading.

I wish that the Minecraft terrain generation, after the 1.7 update, was as beautiful, varied, and exciting as it was before Beta 1.8, and that the items removed in Beta 1.8 were re-added.

[Slathalin]

Granted. Unfortunately the terrain is so beautiful, you feel like you need to just sit, and stare at your computer screen. Your parents get worried, and end up permenently taking away your minecraft account. So the 1.8 items part doesn't matter

I wish for Legit_Neymar to take down my old house, and build me a beautiful midevil house.

[Eetrab]

Granted. Unfortunately the terrain is so beautiful, you feel like you need to just sit, and stare at your computer screen. Your parents get worried, and end up permenently taking away your minecraft account. So the 1.8 items part doesn't matter

I wish for Legit_Neymar to take down my old house, and build me a beautiful midevil house.

Granted...partially. Legit takes down your old house and gets banned for griefing. You never ever get a new house.

I wish for a fern; make the twist clever in some way.

[dlgn]

Granted. Unfortunately the terrain is so beautiful, you feel like you need to just sit, and stare at your computer screen. Your parents get worried, and end up permenently taking away your minecraft account. So the 1.8 items part doesn't matter

I wish for Legit_Neymar to take down my old house, and build me a beautiful midevil house.

Granted...partially. Legit takes down your old house and gets banned for griefing. You never ever get a new house.

I wish for a fern; make the twist clever in some way.

Granted. You now have the only fern in the world. Ecosystems collapse and everything dies.

I wish to be concertmaster.

[krinbros]

You're concertmaster of One Direction's 6 month long world tour (And I say that without any remorse to fans)

I'm not in a mood for wishing *trudges off*

[Slathalin]

in the middle of your *trudging*, you promptly fall into ssj's realm pit of death.

Time to dig another realm pit of death.

I wish for a red Bugatti Veyron.

[Meowrocket]

I wish for a red Bugatti Veyron.

You get your car, but on your first test drive the brakes give out and you careen into oncoming traffic, left with shreds of metal in your chest as your life ebbs away.

I wish that my laptop would stop losing internet connection.