[krinbros]

So you get a bow and arrow, but you find out you don't know how to use it. And you're just like "what do I do with this". Then through a chain of events, you end up in the hospital with an arrow throuhg your ears. :3

I wish for the annihilation of all silverfish.

[Eetrab]

So you get a bow and arrow, but you find out you don't know how to use it. And you're just like "what do I do with this". Then through a chain of events, you end up in the hospital with an arrow throuhg your ears. :3

I wish for the annihilation of all silverfish.

You buy a silverfish annihilator from Ikea. You have to assemble it with near incomprehensible instructions. You forgot to put one bolt in, it never works.

I wish for a tameable Cthulhu.

[krinbros]

Yeah, no. Cthulhu rises from Ry'leh, and looks down at you holding dog food and a leash. Your mind is quickly destroyed and all if your sanity is eaten away. You're not just a hollow shell rotting in the pacific breeze.

I wish for a talking piano :0

[Meowrocket]

Yeah, no. Cthulhu rises from Ry'leh, and looks down at you holding dog food and a leash. Your mind is quickly destroyed and all if your sanity is eaten away. You're not just a hollow shell rotting in the pacific breeze.

I wish for a talking piano :0

You get your talking piano, but it never STOPS talking. You are soon placed in a mental institution because you have gone completely insane from the unceasing speaking of the piano.

*Alternate twist*
The piano hypnotizes you with its soothing voice, and then commands you to kill anyone and everyone. You end up being killed in a shootout with the police, and the piano is burned.

I wish for a goat.

[DragonSlayer155]

A goat comes to your door and licks your face. You go and feed it a carrot and it bites off your arm.

I wish for a soul eating banana to slaughter everyone except me and a dragon called Jeffery.

[nightmarelord11]

A goat comes to your door and licks your face. You go and feed it a carrot and it bites off your arm.

I wish for a soul eating banana to slaughter everyone except me and a dragon called Jeffery.

You get your soul eating banana. But bananas have souls, so the banana slaughters itself until it is nothing more than some yellow mush on the floor.

I wish for a wish that knows how to wish upon a wish while riding a wishing pony and sipping a wishy washy smoothie.

[DragonSlayer155]

Your wish wishes apon a wish but in the process, it spills its wishy washy smoothie in the wishing ponies eyes causing the wish to be devoured by a dark force.

I wish for Minerealm to be run on a quantum paralellum with every atom made of dark matter.





thatll do. Come at me dlgn.

EDIT: 155th post!!! Woop woop! DragonSlayer155

[dlgn]

Your wish wishes apon a wish but in the process, it spills its wishy washy smoothie in the wishing ponies eyes causing the wish to be devoured by a dark force.

I wish for Minerealm to be run on a quantum paralellum with every atom made of dark matter.





thatll do. Come at me dlgn.

EDIT: 155th post!!! Woop woop! DragonSlayer155

Granted. You can't play on it anymore, though. Shame.

I wish for a new episode of Friendship is Witchcraft every week.

[krinbros]

Your wish wishes apon a wish but in the process, it spills its wishy washy smoothie in the wishing ponies eyes causing the wish to be devoured by a dark force.

I wish for Minerealm to be run on a quantum paralellum with every atom made of dark matter.





thatll do. Come at me dlgn.

EDIT: 155th post!!! Woop woop! DragonSlayer155

Granted. You can't play on it anymore, though. Shame.

I wish for a new episode of Friendship is Witchcraft every week.

So you get a new episode, but you realize that Friendship isn't Witchcraft at all, it's money and fake social status, but then you review that thought and realize that's just America.

I wish I knew how to put part of a screeny into a sig (this is a legitimate question btw, you can put a twist on it after explaining technology to me ;3)

[LeafWarrior254]

So you get a new episode, but you realize that Friendship isn't Witchcraft at all, it's money and fake social status, but then you review that thought and realize that's just America.

I wish I knew how to put part of a screeny into a sig (this is a legitimate question btw, you can put a twist on it after explaining technology to me ;3)

Granted.

• Screenshot button
• Open .minecraft folder
• Open screenshots folder
• Select screenshot
• Open image editor
• Crop, etc.
• Upload to image hosting site
• Add to signature

And that's when the man with a hat drops Mount McKinley on you.

I wish for food.