[faldette]

You hug rokkr's beard... but it consumes you... making an unbanning irrelevant.

I wish for a habitable, hostile free planet made of cookies, easily accessible only by me via my own personal portal.

[krinbros]

You grow fat and die from diabeetus



I wish I could find my pencil sharpener before Ratta kills me D:

[Ratta237]

You grow fat and die from diabeetus



I wish I could find my pencil sharpener before Ratta kills me D:

You find your pencil sharpener but you're too late. I find you and....
WARNING: CONTENT BELOW IS PG-13

Spoiler:

I shove your index finger into the pencil sharpener grinding your finger into a pencil shape. I force you to draw a picture with your blood -_-

I wish for the moon to crash into the sun.

[krinbros]

Ok, 1. Will you marry me
and 2. The moon pulls a Majora's Mask and lands in your front lawn

I wish for Ratta to stop giving me death threats because I'm drawing her right now D;

[Ratta237]

Ok, 1. Will you marry me
and 2. The moon pulls a Majora's Mask and lands in your front lawn

I wish for Ratta to stop giving me death threats because I'm drawing her right now D;

The death threats stop as you are already dead

I wish for silence.
P.S I'll marry you anytime krin <3

[nightmarelord11]

Ok, 1. Will you marry me
and 2. The moon pulls a Majora's Mask and lands in your front lawn

I wish for Ratta to stop giving me death threats because I'm drawing her right now D;

The death threats stop as you are already dead

I wish for silence.
P.S I'll marry you anytime krin <3

Ahh love.


These guys, commonly referred to as The Silence. Crawl out of a Rift in Space and Time and begin to follow you. Screaming about the "squishy faces" as your addled mind calls them, you are condemned to a mental asylum for life. Also, just to irritate you, i sit outside your window in the asylum and play "Pop goes the weasel" for the rest of your life.

I wish for 42. (If you know what i mean ;] )

[krinbros]

Nice picture of slendy :0

And your wish is granted, though since you wished for a number (and I don't know what you meant) your mind can't take the mathematical proportions of 42 and you become eternally condemned to detention in the School of Sorrow since you can't figure the factors of 42. Math. It sucks.


I wish for Cthulhu to rise from Ry'leh and eat all the stupid people :3

[nightmarelord11]

Nice picture of slendy :0

And your wish is granted, though since you wished for a number (and I don't know what you meant) your mind can't take the mathematical proportions of 42 and you become eternally condemned to detention in the School of Sorrow since you can't figure the factors of 42. Math. It sucks.


I wish for Cthulhu to rise from Ry'leh and eat all the stupid people :3

Cthulhu rises from Ry'leh and eats the stupid people. But seeing as Cthulhu lacks the mental capacity of a shrew, he eats himself.

I wish for a Zelda dance party.

[krinbros]

Nice picture of slendy :0

And your wish is granted, though since you wished for a number (and I don't know what you meant) your mind can't take the mathematical proportions of 42 and you become eternally condemned to detention in the School of Sorrow since you can't figure the factors of 42. Math. It sucks.


I wish for Cthulhu to rise from Ry'leh and eat all the stupid people :3

Cthulhu rises from Ry'leh and eats the stupid people. But seeing as Cthulhu lacks the mental capacity of a shrew, he eats himself.

I wish for a Zelda dance party.

Ok, 1. Nighty, go read some H.P. Lovecraft so you can see the mistake in that sentence before I have a fan rage and kill you :3

And 2. You are granted a Zelda dance party, but since you forgot to invite Ganon, he angrily crashes the party, steals the triforce, and hits ya in the Deku Nuts *cough*

And I'm not gonna wish, that's up to you TO THE HOSPITAL! *dissapates*

[faldette]

Game interuption!

Nice picture of slendy :0

The Silence != Slenderman
D:<

Carry on!