[dlgn]

Lego made me make this...don't judge me.

Dlgn was the powerful and dangerous leader of Deel€orp. He was at the top of the world, but he felt a great... Emptiness. He was alone, anxiety was seeping into his mind. All he did nowadays was draw forever alone faces everywhere, and eat countless tubs of rocky road ice cream. But one day, while taking a break from torturing snow golems, a remarkable thing happened. There was a girl, as derpy as the sheep, and as peppy as a cheerleader on Kool-aid mix. Dlgn has never felt anything like the feeling he had from spotting her. It was like somewhere inside that suggestive looking creeper-shaped body, a flare as bright as a ghast's blazing rage was firing up in that crusty Majora shaped shell called a heart.

Dlgn was desperate for her, her beauty shone threw even the thickest of marmalade, and her sheer cheerfulness as annoying as your younger siblings having the voices of Alvin and the Chipmunks. Whatever he tried to get her attention, she'd just shrug and walk away. Dlgn was distraught, and angry at himself for thinking he could love a another mortal soul. He pillaged a whole country just for her, and the only response he got was a very insulting email on how killing everyone in sight for love was not the meaning of love. (women these days >.>) But he heard news, that she was on a mining trip with a few of her companions. Dlgn saw this as an opportunity, a open door without walking into the screen part unknowingly. But she resented him where ever he was, so he sent a spy or two. Astroperv of Slab City and Crapperz of the same place followed the girl and her friends into the cave. They eventually got tired and bored and walked off to play monopoly with aliens* Dlgn was furious, so furious he sent a head-hunter to cut off Astro and Crapz toes (irony at it's best). The workers of DeelCorp were getting quite annoyed with his Royal Arse's temper. So they went on strike and walked out to go get a burrito from ChronicTaco's Paco taco stand.

~dlgn

EDIT: Also, Astro, you post your fic here too xD

[maddiepix]

MORE KRIN, MORE

[legokrin]

Agh, the title is so generic D:

[Skylord_Fox]

Meh. It's descriptive at best.

[hippoface]

One day, dlgn exploded. Then he exploded again.

Duh ind.

[legokrin]

*cracks knuckles* Lets make a story

Part 3

Dlgn was barely on the verge of tears, until something remarkable happened. A great light shined through his window. It was quickly shot down by the automated turrets >:/ But, just then a man clad in a white suit walked through the doors. Dlgn was startled as to how he even made it past the front gate. The man walk with a cane with a single emerald on top. His smile was radiant, and the overall aura his possessed was hopeful.
"Hello, my child", he said calmly. " I see you are depressed beyond even the reaction Britney Spears got when she made a comeback."
Dlgn replied, " why yes, how'd you know?"
"I found a pile of dead nubs, so I suspected you were in a draggy mood," he answered.
The man sat down next to dlgn, patting his back as if he was a baby about to burp.
"Who are you?" dlgn asked.
"I'm your guardian demo... I mean angel, Nightmarelord, Lord of redundant Nightmares. I have come to cheer you up and to get over yourse.... I mean over that mortal you have had a yearning for."
"Well, frankly, you come off as a real buttmunch," Dlgn say insultingly.
"Well, you're a real pain in the arse. You know how many turrets I had to dismantle with my foot because my hands were tied with rope from a dart shooter?! Nightmare said angrily.
"Meh", dlgn replied.
"Anyway, if you desired this girl so much, become a better person."
"Why does this feel like a Christmas Carol? Are there three ghosts that are gonna stalk me?" dlgn asked like a moron.
SMACK, went Nightmare's hand across dlgn's head.
"If I wasn't your guardian angel, I'd feed you to the VVolves >:P" said Nighty, quite agitated.
"Well, what do I do? I'm a giant homicidal mess"
" How should I know", Nightmare said, unhelpfully," I'm just here to tell you, you're a bum. Now get off your butt and go do something".
And with that, Nightmarelord left with a big puff of smoke. Dlgn noticed something on the ground and picked it up. It was a note, which stated " Go to the ones in hell, they will help you".
"Pffffttt, noobs," dlgn said while crumpling the note up and burning it. He then went to sleep, with a rather burning feeling in his gut.

End of Part 3

My hands are sweaty from typing so much, so I'm taking a break.

[dlgn]

I'm literally laughing at this, something that isn't easy to make me do. Nice job, krin!

[nightmarelord11]

Well that was interesting. And this is making me laugh my buttocks off by the way. Keep it up!

[Skylord_Fox]

Part 4! Part 4!

[legokrin]

I said I'd add pictures. This isn't Nightmare in the story, but it's Nightmare in my eyes :3 lub ya Nighty <3 And yes, that's a gas mask.