- Fri Apr 19, 2013 8:14 pm
#156305
There once was a user named maddie,
Who was always watching for a laddie
Who much liked to stalk her,
And watched (like a hawk!) her,
The poor stalked user named maddie.
Dlgn may be a stalker,
But he's no match for the great Rokkr,
Who has all the IPs
And Birth Certificate Fees,
And has cornered dl, that sly talker.
~dlgn
Who was always watching for a laddie
Who much liked to stalk her,
And watched (like a hawk!) her,
The poor stalked user named maddie.
Dlgn may be a stalker,
But he's no match for the great Rokkr,
Who has all the IPs
And Birth Certificate Fees,
And has cornered dl, that sly talker.
~dlgn
I am the whirring thing past the corner. I am the darker patch under the bed. I am the tapping on your window; the extra steps on the sidewalk; the voice whispering your name. I am Stalkerbot, and I am watching you.