dragoncrystal24 wrote:Man you gotta put that to a tune and post it on youtube.
Kress, I don't think you understand this song. It's about how you fail at trolling, it's not a hearty song to make you chuckle in joy.
I don't think you understand what a troll is. The more you react to them, the worse they get. They love this kind of attention.
@Panda: Some of the words just appear to be crammed in there to make you look artsy. Example: gawk. Gawk is not usually used in the noun form; the verb usually comes to mind for most people. Since this is prose (as I assume, since you use cursewords in it), the words used should be those people are most familiar with. Also, remarks does not rhyme with bark; remark does, but adding the 's' breaks it. Also, you mixed up "you're" and "your" in several places.
and really it might as well be treason.
How are his actions treason?
trea·son
[tree-zuhn]
–noun
1. the offense of acting to overthrow one's government or to harm or kill its sovereign.
2. a violation of allegiance to one's sovereign or to one's state.
3. the betrayal of a trust or confidence; breach of faith; treachery.
Trolling doesn't fit any of those definitions.
I will kick your ass back under the bridge fool
Where you belong,
Now you're just trying to be an internet tough guy. No one is impressed.
Your just boosting your post count with dumb remarks
This annoys me. "Boosting your post count" doesn't mean anything. So what if someone has 200 posts and someone else has 3? We don't get anything for having a high post count, and those who boost theirs with pointless posts don't get the only thing that might be considered a reward: respect. I've never seen anyone here say "Well, I have 500 posts and you have 10, so your argument is invalid." The only time this doesn't apply is when someone only has 1 post.
I bet you and your friends are 12 year old brats
Now you're insulting me and many other decent people on the board. I'm 20, by the way, and far from a brat (in my opinion).
TL;DR: Yes, Kress is (trying to be) a troll. You only help him succeed when you feed him with stuff like this.