[cubeguy314]

While studying the electron shielding,
My brain, I find, is yielding.
As my attention span fades,
And so do my grades,
A face, by book is now wielding.

*zzzzzzzzz*. Lol jk. I would never fall asleep studying. Nerds don't fall asleep studying.

A battle, Cube vs Dee, has started.
To see which person is outsmarted.
Limericks will fly,
And some people will cry,
"This battle won't be taken light hearted."

[mr. roach]

May I join in for a round?

As I study for a health semester exam,
I drool at the scent of cooked ham,
I can't wait for dinner
But only a true winner,
Would eat their biscuits with jam.


That sucked. I don't even know if I formatted it correctly, but alas it's better than studying about the urinary system, is it not? Hunger inspires me to write poetry.

[dlgn]

In the spirit of "friendly" competition,
I must make a simple admission:
When writing my rhymes,
I Google all the time.
Now let us start the proud exhibition!

Intelli had a revelation—
Of our lives, it would shake the foundations!
Now we're a democracy
Of hypocrisy,
And our leader has caused our damnation.

~dlgn

[mr. roach]

Cubeguy314 is just so smart,
He makes my brain look like a fart,
To study electon shielding or whatever
You must be quite clever,
But my limericks will pick you apart.

Ehehe, compliment and "threaten" you at the same time. Kind of a bittersweet type poem.

[cubeguy314]

A battle of three it be,
There is no harm I can see,
This round will be fun
Full of rhymes (maybe a pun!)
This will be a joy for three!

[OneManWo1fPac]

There once was a dog
Who sat on a log
And then the dog,
Left the log.
Every word rhymed I win!
I suck

[mr. roach]

There once was a dog
Who sat on a log
And then the dog,
Left the log.
Every word rhymed I win!
I suck

Man that was beautiful.

[dlgn]

I'm running out of things to write,
I fear soon I'll be an ugly sight.
I need new subjects,
But I can't recollect
Anything that would sound at all bright.

~dlgn

[dlgn]

Another limerick (not one I wrote, but one of my favorites):

The integral of dy dz,
From 1 to the cube root of 3,
When times the cosine
Of 3pi/9
Is the log of the cube root of e.

~dlgn

[cubeguy314]

As my head ache is starting to shout,
About my sleepiness I will now pout,
Only kept awake by tea
While studying chemistry,
This round it seems, I am out.