[dlgn]

The seating is changed back, and you get to play to pieces again. But, during the final rehearsal, a ceiling fan falls and breaks you clarinet/tuba/trumpet/oboe/saxophone/trombone/piano/cello/violin/musical creeper/xylophone/drum kit.
Did I miss anything?

I wish for a better computer for christmas.

Christmas gets a better computer. It's yours.

I wish for a new violin that is just like the one that got broken by the ceiling fan, except it's also unbreakable.

~dlgn

[LeafWarrior254]

You get your new violin, but.....
You lose it.

I wish for a stack of jungle saplings that were not stolen/xrayed/duped.

[Ryu Aurora]

I wish for a stack of jungle saplings that were not stolen/xrayed/duped.

Granted, and I'll personally give them to you when I get a new computer. This should take between 1-4 months, and there is a good chance I'll forget when I get it, and an even better chance that I already gifted/burned them when I moved items before I vanished.

I wish for a call from a job within 3 days that intends to hire me within a week of the call. Good luck twisting this into something horrifying.

[dlgn]

I wish for a stack of jungle saplings that were not stolen/xrayed/duped.

Granted, and I'll personally give them to you when I get a new computer. This should take between 1-4 months, and there is a good chance I'll forget when I get it, and an even better chance that I already gifted/burned them when I moved items before I vanished.

I wish for a call from a job within 3 days that intends to hire me within a week of the call. Good luck twisting this into something horrifying.

They use you to test painful electric shock devices. They get you to sign a contract beforehand, so you can't back out.

I wish Oneman would turn all my protection 3 amour into protection 4, then give it back to me immediately after, having not used it at all.

~dlgn

[FDX]

I wish for a stack of jungle saplings that were not stolen/xrayed/duped.

Granted, and I'll personally give them to you when I get a new computer. This should take between 1-4 months, and there is a good chance I'll forget when I get it, and an even better chance that I already gifted/burned them when I moved items before I vanished.

I wish for a call from a job within 3 days that intends to hire me within a week of the call. Good luck twisting this into something horrifying.

They use you to test painful electric shock devices. They get you to sign a contract beforehand, so you can't back out.

I wish Oneman would turn all my protection 3 amour into protection 4, then give it back to me immediately after, having not used it at all.

~dlgn

Oneman does so then asks to pvp. He somehow beats you and fr some reason you at the beginning said whoever wins gets to keep the stuff. :3

I wish for Intelli to treat me like VVolfie... ):

[The-Jack-DeCk]

Intelli treats you just like vv. He even gives you a buch of silly tags! However, one day Intelli's friend got into his account and gave you an expletive for a tag. Intelli then went on vacation, during which your tag remaind the same. Worst part? The server senses the tag as a bad word. You are basically suspended from chatting.

I wish for the gun in the new James's bond movie that has user recognition.

[Ryu Aurora]

I wish for the gun in the new James's bond movie that has user recognition.

You recieve it, but it malfunctions horribly and seems to irreversibly maim anyone it recognizes.

I wish for the rights to a twist-free wish, useable once, whenever I please.

[TechnoProdigy]

I wish for the rights to a twist-free wish, useable once, whenever I please.

You get your wish, but accidentally waste it saying "I wish this stupid computer would turn on!"

I wish to have reliable 1Gbp/s Internet (Upload & Download) with no data cap.

[eah]

I wish to have reliable 1Gbp/s Internet (Upload & Download) with no data cap.

You get this, but your computer sees the quick data as a DoS attack, overloads, and crashes every time you use the internet.

I wish I could plug myself into a computer and learn java in a few seconds.

[dlgn]

I wish I could plug myself into a computer and learn java in a few seconds.

You learn Java just before being electrocuted to death.

I wish to have a work ethic (in real life, for real-life things).

~dlgn