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Because jack's wish was so delightfully skipped...

I wish for a lollipop, and I wish for the previous wish to result in a negative consequence. I just want to test the next poster to see how they switch things up when I want something bad to happen.

(and btw, I hope I'm doing this correctly. Based on the wish, I think it's referring to jack's)
You are awarded a lollipop. You lick and suck all the sugar out, all the way down to nothing. You absent-mindedly eat the part you hold, which is unluckily made of an indigestible material. Chuck Norris appears in front of you and gives a massive kick to your stomach and the dangerous treat flies up your esophagus and out your mouth. You are saved and have an interesting conversation with Chuck Norris, who vanishes moments later to grant an other wish.

I wish that people would stop stepping on my friend and family cockroachs.

Everyone halts the killing.... only due to cockroaches becoming a delicate food. Cockroaches are grown and farmed in great numbers. They are broiled, fried, barbecued, and microwaved in various ways. Salted, peppered, and dipped. They are served in every restaurant and store everywhere. Cockroaches are never stepped on again, but become a main component in the diet of the average human being.

I wish I could find an other purple cow like me.

[cubeguy314]

Eah! You gotta make a wish! (Then I'll edit this post with a response!)

[Ryu Aurora]

I wish I could find an other purple cow like me.

Eah! You gotta make a wish! (Then I'll edit this post with a response!)

Turns out Cubeguy314 is the other purple cow you were looking for, but are woefully blind. This is why they never noticed it about themselves.

I wish for luck in whatever I attempt.

[dlgn]

I wish I could find an other purple cow like me.

Eah! You gotta make a wish! (Then I'll edit this post with a response!)

Turns out Cubeguy314 is the other purple cow you were looking for, but are woefully blind. This is why they never noticed it about themselves.

I wish for luck in whatever I attempt.

You get luck. Very, very, bad luck. Too bad you accidentally destroyed the world with that simple chemistry experiment. I'm sure your friends will understand.

I wish to remember everything I ever learned about science and math, and to understand it and not forget it, but not to have to be constantly thinking about it. (And just so you guys know, I'm really awesome at science and math, but I never really get some things, or I forget them.)

~dlgn

[cubeguy314]

Granted. You remember every single character in your textbook and have not forgotten a single formula without constantly thinking about it. The day of the big, fat, life determining math test has come. You are prepared and remember everything without constantly thinking about it. You're all squared away without thinking about Math equations and properties. As you sit down in class, you notice that cute girl that you've liked for years sits to the left of you and smiles at you with an angelic smile. As you take the test, you cannot think of anything but her. When the professor calls for the tests to be handed in, you notice there isn't a single mark on your page but your name...

I wish for the person who grants my wish to refrain from using any form of irony, tragedy, or any type of unexpected and unwanted consequence of this wish.

[Ryu Aurora]

I wish for the person who grants my wish to refrain from using any form of irony, tragedy, or any type of unexpected and unwanted consequence of this wish.

You gotta make a wish!

Because you never made an actual wish, your condition is granted in the form of nothing happening.

I wish for an out.

[Eetrab]

I wish for an out.

You receive an out, however you only received it once it in the event horizon of a black hole (literally and metaphorically). The out cannot be received, and is spaghettified, then sucked into the singularity.

I wish for world domination for a better tomorrow.

[LeafWarrior254]

The world has been dominated in one grand sweep!


















By you.
People everywhere riot and the UN launches a mission to destroy you and your followers. It ends up like what happened to Gadaffi.
I wish for more regular villagers that aren't killed by noobs again.

[dlgn]

The world has been dominated in one grand sweep!


















By you.
People everywhere riot and the UN launches a mission to destroy you and your followers. It ends up like what happened to Gadaffi.
I wish for more regular villagers that aren't killed by noobs again.

There are more regular villagers that aren't killed by noobs. Instead, they're killed by non-noobs who want to make prices for glowstone go up.

I wish my conductor would change back the seating arrangement for our concert tonight, so I get to be assistant concertmaster for two pieces like I was supposed to, instead of just one out of the three.

~dlgn

[LeafWarrior254]

The seating is changed back, and you get to play to pieces again. But, during the final rehearsal, a ceiling fan falls and breaks you clarinet/tuba/trumpet/oboe/saxophone/trombone/piano/cello/violin/musical creeper/xylophone/drum kit.
Did I miss anything?

I wish for a better computer for christmas.