[LeafWarrior254]

I wish I could put as much work into school and such, as I did with that epic wish destroying story.

You do, however as soon as all that hard work starts to count, there is a world apocalypse where everyone's memory is wiped by aliens. All that work was for nothing.

I wish for wishes that can be granted on the premise that if the wish is in conflict and is affected by its future evil twist, the evil twist becomes invalid on the first party and only affects the evil twist creator, enabling the wish to be granted without the consequences to the original creator.

There are so many ways I could ruin this, but I'm going to go with the simplest one.

The wishes are granted to me.

That said, I wish for my orchestra and chamber group to play extremely well.

~dlgn

-before the wish is granted-
The audience prepares tomato catapults
-after the wish is granted- Your music is so moving, the audience moves. And sets off the catapult (by mistake, obviously)

I wish for chicken.

[The-Jack-DeCk]

You beleive you are eating chicken. You continue to eat said chicken. You eat chicken as your only meat source for multiple months, resulting in no appeared health consequences. Overcome with joy, you make a pledge to disregard all other meats besides chicken. For some unknown reason, millions of people follow the same pledge. You continue to grow as an idle, eventually making other meat companies go bankrupt. But at this point, not a single person is eating meat besides chicken, so everybody is content with their lives. Then, one day, going to your freezer and taking out a slice of frozen chicken from a few weeks ago, you read the label more thoroughly just out of curiosity. You find out you have actually been consuming pork.

I wish for a lollipop, and I wish for the previous wish to result in a negative consequence. I just want to test the next poster to see how they switch things up when I want something bad to happen.

[Tyranitar]

You get your wallet and then you ask it for a million dollars. It gives you a million dollars in pennies and you choke on the pennies until you die.

I wish for an outcome to my wish that doesn't involve death

[dlgn]

You get your wallet and then you ask it for a million dollars. It gives you a million dollars in pennies and you choke on the pennies until you die.

I wish for an outcome to my wish that doesn't involve death

You never die, and spend your entire life seeing your friends die, as well as being in horrible pain. You aren't meant to live forever.

Seriously, that was too easy.

I wish to be able to waterbend like Katara from the show Avatar: the Last Airbender.

~dlgn

p.s. I love this thread. Look back, and see all the memories, all the old players who posted here :)

[Tyranitar]

You can now waterbend, but so well that you can no longer breath air and therefore, you have to live under water. All the fish are very boring so you freeze yourself in an iceburg hoping that something interesting will break you out. Noting ever breaks you out and you sit in the iceburg for eterninty.

I wish for a doggie.

[Eetrab]

You receive a doggie, but it has been dead for a month. It died due to being trapped in a blender, partially ripped apart (the bottom half) when the blender was suddenly turned off. It was left there for a month.

I wish for an evil twist.

[aidynn2001]

you wished for an evil twist and since you wished for something evil you get something evil to evil such as people living on earth forever happily ever after


i wish that i could never be sick like i am right now

[mr. roach]

You are no longer sick! Now, you can no longer take any medicine due to you being immune to medical illness. I wish that I had a decent understanding of algebra.

[OneManWo1fPac]

roach, you excell at algebr. You answer all the questions on. Your test wrong but write them in the wrong spot on the answer document. You could've got a 100 but you got a 6%. I wish for a one eyed one horn flying purple people eater that is my bff!

[mr. roach]

He becomes your bff but eats you because your purple (messy eating peanut butter and jelly). I wish that people would stop stepping on my friend and family cockroachs.