[UnlinkedEel72]

A new corporation has surfaced amongst the chaos and disorder. Weilding a powerful weapon that no other Corporation could possibly imagine.......
TriTecCorps has come to power with Chuck Norris!
TriTecCorps has instructed Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick all trademark/copyrights/Corporation CEO's.
Chuck complies.
Before he carries out his orders TriTecCorps is offering other Corporations to join him. Will they?

[Ryu Aurora]

A new corporation has surfaced amongst the chaos and disorder. Weilding a powerful weapon that no other Corporation could possibly imagine.......
TriTecCorps has come to power with Chuck Norris!
TriTecCorps has instructed Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick all trademark/copyrights/Corporation CEO's.
Chuck complies.
Before he carries out his orders TriTecCorps is offering other Corporations to join him. Will they?

Aurora©orp can safely ignored your claim. According to internet edicts, Chuck Norris=God. As we control God, we therefore control Chuck Norris. UnlinkedEel from accounting, your practical jokes are no longer amusing. You will be terminated.


We have murdered our employees. We have eliminated the competition with superior resources. The Master Plan is nearing completion. We are Aurora©orp.

[therealskillz]

You have forgotten that I control you therefore Skillz Inc is the ultimate power.





~CEO Skillz Inc ©

[Ryu Aurora]

You have forgotten that I control you therefore Skillz Inc is the ultimate power.

Control who, praytell? Currently, there is nothing to control at Aurora©orp, as most of our staff were... fired... recently. It is all part of the plan to downsize and maximize efficeincy.

[SuperCreeper007]

You have forgotten that I control you therefore Skillz Inc is the ultimate power.

Control who, praytell? Currently, there is nothing to control at Aurora©orp, as most of our staff were... fired... recently. It is all part of the plan to downsize and maximize efficeincy.

....you forgot your trademark "We are.....blahblahblah. We are.....blahblahblah. We are Aurora©orp thingy "

[UnlinkedEel72]

Chuck Norris isnt God
Hes a different god

[dlgn]

"We are Aurora©orp."™ Trademarked by dlgn's secret agency.

[Ryu Aurora]

"We are Aurora©orp."™ Trademarked by dlgn's secret agency.

Copyright does not protect names, titles, slogans, or short phrases. In some cases, these things may be protected as trademarks. Contact the U.S. Patent & Trademark Office, 800-786-9199, for further information.

You tried. You failed. We liked you, but you lashed out at us. You will be dealt with shortly. You have no chance to survive make your time.

Super, not everything requires one of Aurora©orp's slogans. Rest assured though, I will publish more.

[LeafWarrior254]

I have obtained copyrights to Uranus. I plan on moving all my forces there and taking my time with long range firing weapons to slowly kill the rest of my competition, since each shot will take many years to reach earth.

Uranus.
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(Sorry, just had to)

©ha¤§©¤®p would like to inform Aurora©orp that several armed snipers have been placed around their base of operations. Please surrender rights to Webster's dictionary or I will give the order to fire. ©ha¤§©¤®p wishes you a nice day.

- CHAOSiron13
CEO of ©ha¤§©¤®p

I am sorry. Leaf ©o®p has already copyrighted guns. We will go to court to sue you.

Have a nice day.
Here have a coffee (Don't think about it; already done)

[eah]

The Purple Cow Principle states that all corporations will reach an annihilation-like ultimatum if distortion of the truth by said corporations continues. This follows from Planck's quantum principle and Heisenberg's uncertainty principle of quantum mechanics. These are laws of the universe. Since an omnipotent being must have created these laws, the Purple Cow Principle is, therefore, correct.

In addition, if Aurora©orp claims to be omnipotent, then any refute against this post is a direct threat against the creator of all including Aurora©orp and will result in a paradox, a complete breakdown of the 26 dimensions of space and time and the universe.

- Purple Cow Corporation (PCC)