[Ryu Aurora]

We have rights to Mars. Pluto. Jupiter and Saturn. We have forced Aurora©orp to go bankrupt so we also own the Sun and most of the world. We also have rights to Webster's Dictionary.

You forced us into bankruptcy? How? We have long owned the banks and the world governments. Other companies and multinational businesses have claimed to have done these things as well. They have all been liquified, and the members that did not convert to The Church of the Holy Swastiduck were systematically executed. Keep your planets. We control the globe. Keep your false claims of power. We control reality.

We have recently dicovered that through loopholes in the fabric of physics, we are immortal. Death is a failure of life. Ergo, Victory is the continuation of life. We are irrefutably victorious on all fronts, ergo, we cannot die.

We are immortal. We laugh at your claims of success. We are Aurora©orp

[Ryu Aurora]

I have obtained copyrights to Uranus. I plan on moving all my forces there and taking my time with long range firing weapons to slowly kill the rest of my competition, since each shot will take many years to reach earth.

Your forces are not leaving our planet. All forms of space flight are currently impossible, due to massive solar electromagnetic storms that play havoc with navigational equipment. We have hunted down and eliminated most of your employees already, and we will not disable the storms until the rest are dealt with. Good luck with your Uranus plan. You are on your own.

We control the the Sun. Through it, we control space travel. We control the planet, and those that deny us will not persist. We are Aurora©orp.

[therealskillz]

We have rights to Mars. Pluto. Jupiter and Saturn. We have forced Aurora©orp to go bankrupt so we also own the Sun and most of the world. We also have rights to Webster's Dictionary.

You forced us into bankruptcy? How? We have long owned the banks and the world governments. Other companies and multinational businesses have claimed to have done these things as well. They have all been liquified, and the members that did not convert to The Church of the Holy Swastiduck were systematically executed. Keep your planets. We control the globe. Keep your false claims of power. We control reality.

We have recently dicovered that through loopholes in the fabric of physics, we are immortal. Death is a failure of life. Ergo, Victory is the continuation of life. We are irrefutably victorious on all fronts, ergo, we cannot die.

We are immortal. We laugh at your claims of success. We are Aurora©orp

Simple. We destroyed all your money. And before you ask where I funded my campaign. The planets I own.
We discovered immortality 20 billion years ago. We laugh at your primitive mind.

I have obtained copyrights to Uranus. I plan on moving all my forces there and taking my time with long range firing weapons to slowly kill the rest of my competition, since each shot will take many years to reach earth.

As for you. You will never be able to target us as we have learned to go 300 quadrillion times faster than the speed of light. Our long range weapons will destroy you in seconds as a light round destroys objects 15 million times larger than Jupiter.

[Ryu Aurora]

Simple. We destroyed all your money. And before you ask where I funded my campaign. The planets I own.
We discovered immortality 20 billion years ago. We laugh at your primitive mind.

Cute.

We do not use currency of any kind. Due to our our ownership of the banks, the english language, the sun, and Earth's largest religion, the global population simply complies with our demands.
How you funded your campaign is of no concern to Aurora©orp.

Thank you for informing us when you discovered immortality. That was the only information we had lacked in our master plan to eliminate you. The machines have been readied, and your race is being eliminated as we speak. Soon, you will face into the aether, and another minor mosquito will have been dealt with.

We control time and space. We control the population. We are Aurora©orp.

[therealskillz]

Simple. We destroyed all your money. And before you ask where I funded my campaign. The planets I own.
We discovered immortality 20 billion years ago. We laugh at your primitive mind.

Cute.

We do not use currency of any kind. Due to our our ownership of the banks, the english language, the sun, and Earth's largest religion, the global population simply complies with our demands.
How you funded your campaign is of no concern to Aurora©orp.

Thank you for informing us when you discovered immortality. That was the only information we had lacked in our master plan to eliminate you. The machines have been readied, and your race is being eliminated as we speak. Soon, you will face into the aether, and another minor mosquito will have been dealt with.

We control time and space. We control the population. We are Aurora©orp.

You cannot control time. I own it. I am faster than any weapon you can ever create. I have run around the world 500 trillion times and punched myself in the back of my head.. I travel at 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
lightyears per nanosecond. I have already destroyed half of the earth.

[smith2013]

I have obtained copyrights to Uranus. I plan on moving all my forces there and taking my time with long range firing weapons to slowly kill the rest of my competition, since each shot will take many years to reach earth.

Your forces are not leaving our planet. All forms of space flight are currently impossible, due to massive solar electromagnetic storms that play havoc with navigational equipment. We have hunted down and eliminated most of your employees already, and we will not disable the storms until the rest are dealt with. Good luck with your Uranus plan. You are on your own.

We control the the Sun. Through it, we control space travel. We control the planet, and those that deny us will not persist. We are Aurora©orp.

I already have an outside force. We have discovered the secrets of teleportation. When the outside force reached Uranus, we developed a teleportation base. As I speak all of my forces are teleporting to Uranus. Oh and all of my "employees" that you killed, they were your own, kidnapped and minds changed into my own views.

-Smith CEO of SmithCorp

[dlgn]

ARGH! HELP, NORMAL CITIZENS! BEFORE THESE HORRIBLE CORPORATIONS DESTROY THE UNIVERSE, OR WORSE, OWN IT!

The Universe © 2012 by dlgn's secret agency.

No more worry of that.

[cjmac125]

Seeing as the world is ending...

Who wants to get some popcorn and watch this stuff go down?

[therealskillz]

Seeing as the world is ending...

Who wants to get some popcorn and watch this stuff go down?

You now owe me 20billion

[Ryu Aurora]

Due to the ineptitude of its competition, Aurora©orp has decided to liquify the corporate structure and the rest of it's employees for laughs. Literally liquify.

The employees lost in the purge were planted. Our plans are far reaching. You have disrupted nothing that we have not planned for. Time cannot be owned. If it could be, we would already own it.

Give up. Your claims are baseless and deranged.

Aurora©orp. If you don't understand, then lie down and give up.

Seeing as the world is ending...
Who wants to get some popcorn and watch this stuff go down?

This is acceptable. Together, we can laugh as SkillzCorp destroys itself trying to figure out our plans.