[Ryu Aurora]

but you may not be able to avoid foreign language altogether.

I've already done about four years of french, i guess its a language i could consider. Still the whole language seems a little pointless to me... at least, European countries xD

Learn Aramaic. It is supposedly the language the the apostles of Satan will speak during Armageddon.
I'm trying to hunt down a way to learn it on my own. Something of a pain, but it'll be worth it to freak people out., and it such a wierd soudning language., which makes it interesting as hell to me.