[maca930]

Hello fellow civilians and all mighty authority figures,

Today, I am here to bring you a review about a new spark in the food industry of MineRealm.

Shamp's Diner

Maca930: I am here at Shamp's Diner, recently opened and run by wxclm and Shampoo_Lord.

Maca930: When I arrived here I saw a great crowd of hungry citizens, anxious to get to the front counter and eat some local MineRealm pork. As I battled through the crowds towards the front counter, I asked some of the onlookers some questions:

Question #1: What do you think of Shamp's Diner

Answerer (Anonymous) #1: I think Shamp's Diner is a great place, for the kids and everyone else. They have great food at low prices.

Question #2: What does the name 'Shamp's Diner' bring to mind?

Answerer (Anonymous) #2: Shamp's Diner makes me envision a warm and cosy chintz chair next to a fireplace, while the smell of bread wafts through the air.

Maca930: When I made it to the front counter, I asked wxclm, the co-owner a question:

Question #1: How do you usually like to cook food? Over a roaring fire, inside a furnace? Maybe even a quick dip into a bucket of lava?

Wxclm: I like to cook inside a furnace, to give that char-grilled taste, with a hint of originality.

*Shampoo_Lord was not available for interviewing*

Well this concludes the review, but first, I have to give Shamp's Diner its rating:

5/5 stars

So if you ever need a quick meal, or a romantic dinner with your date (Lineant and FlannyFlan perhaps), just stop off at Shamp's Diner, less than 100 blocks away from spawn!

Shamp's Diner Invaded [UPDATE]

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As I arrived at Shamp's Diner today for my daily lunch of five porkchops, I noticed something odd.
Inside Shamp's Diner, was five skeletons! The doors had been blocked with cobblestone, but still, I could not help but express my thoughts to the people of Minerealm. I asked an onlooker some questions.

Question #1: What did you expect when you arrived at Shamp's Diner today for your lunch?

Answerer #1 (Anonymous): I expected it to be open, with a nice, happy atmosphere.

Question #2: When you saw the skeleton invasion at Shamp's Diner, what were you thinking?

Answerer #1 (Anonymous): I was thinking about how Shamp's Diner may have become unsafe, and I have decided to stop taking my family there.

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Lava chaos at Shamp's Diner [UPDATE 23/09/2011]

Yesterday, Shampoo_Lord installed a lava trap where you order. If you refused to move or wouldn't pay the credits, you would get a hot river of lava, dumped on you. This is perfectly safe for everyone in the waiting room. When I arrived here today, I was informed of an event from yesterday.

Maca930: I am here with Zulton and Wxclm, I am going to ask them some questions

Zulton

Question #1: So, Zulton, what happened yesterday?

Zulton #1: Shampoo_Lord installed a new lava trap at Shamp's Diner.

Question #2: Why is everyone spreading rumours about this?

Zulton #2: Wxclm apparently killed CidKid while he was innocently ordering his food.

Question #3: Why would Wxclm do such a thing?

Zulton #3: I do not think it was intentional. Wxclm was not aware of the new lava trap, as he was offline on MineRealm for most of the day.

Wxclm

Question #1: So, Shamp's Diner has a lava trap?

Wxclm #1: Yes it does have a lava trap, but only for the purpose of keeping the line moving along.

Question #2: Do you believe this follows safety regulations?

Wxclm #2: Yes I do, if the people refusing to move are killed by lava, it is their own fault. We warn them.

Question #3: You killed CidKid?

Wxclm #3: Yes but I apologised, and to make up for the inconveinience I doubled his lost items.

Only time will tell if Shamp's Diner truly deserves 5/5 stars.

UPDATE [20/11/2011]

Shamp's Diner, not able to cater for their customers?

I asked Shampoo, 'Can I buy twenty golden apples?'
He replied saying, 'I only have three.'

I am astounded. Why do they not have a high stock of golden apples!?

[Wxclm]

Maca930 = Lad

[BeBopBoy]

a warm and cosy chintz chair next to a fireplace...in prison

[hippoface]

Good job Shamps! Maca, no offense, who would go on a date in a video game? No offense.

[maca930]

Hippo I was merely making a joke. I doubt anyone
would go on a date in a video game, I was just reviewing Shamp's Diner, in an easy way to understand. Too hard for you obviously.

[EDIT] Oh and my name is not 'Macau', it is 'Maca' or 'Maca930'.

[BeBopBoy]

ay macbok who go 2 4 online dating? lol 4 loserz!

[Darth_Regnier]

shamps diner is soo overpriced pork for 50 i sell it for 30

[maca930]

If you didn't understand the joke about Lineant and FlannyFlan, don't comment.

[Shampoo_Lord]

shamps diner is soo overpriced pork for 50 i sell it for 30

Good. For. You. I'll now be adjusting the price to 29.

[Darth_Regnier]

i have like 10 stacks ill sell it for 15