[LoLzxEpiCzz]

Bonjour, citizens of Minerealm! I come before you tonight as a Dark Age falls on the server, where a black wave of awesome destruction, engineered by Overseer Intelli has eradicated the veterans of Minerealm! I stand on the bones of the fallen, shocked by the sudden, crippling blow to the server's backbone members, who are now left crawling from the ashes and pleading for forgiveness!

And so in the wake of this new age, where scrubs and noobs alike will wash away our memories as Nova Celestis and Foxtopia writhe like headless snakes as their leaders are thrown to the flames, I stand upon the corpse of the fallen Cerberus to look into the eyes of Charon himself to beg my own forgiveness once more for an escape from Mod Hell.

Hence, I offer...

THE OFFICIAL LoLzxEpiCzz X-RAY'D DIAMONDS RELIEF FUND

I offer my entire collection of diamonds and everything in my rare ore chest for my chance to return to the server! I wish to return, to be a guardian once again and stand strong against the ever growing throngs of scrubs who threaten the very intelligence of the server!

The past cannot be forgotten, but we can walk together to a brighter future! I'm sorry for what I've done, and offer a hand of friendship and peace.

[Psychoshaman]

Ugh, how unoriginal.

[Kress_91]

Bonjour, citizens of Minerealm! I come before you tonight as a Dark Age falls on the server, where a black wave of awesome destruction, engineered by Overseer Intelli has eradicated the veterans of Minerealm! I stand on the bones of the fallen, shocked by the sudden, crippling blow to the server's backbone members, who are now left crawling from the ashes and pleading for forgiveness!

And so in the wake of this new age, where scrubs and noobs alike will wash away our memories as Nova Celestis and Foxtopia writhe like headless snakes as their leaders are thrown to the flames, I stand upon the corpse of the fallen Cerberus to look into the eyes of Charon himself to beg my own forgiveness once more for an escape from Mod Hell.

Hence, I offer...

THE OFFICIAL LoLzxEpiCzz X-RAY'D DIAMONDS RELIEF FUND

I offer my entire collection of diamonds and everything in my rare ore chest for my chance to return to the server! I wish to return, to be a guardian once again and stand strong against the ever growing throngs of scrubs who threaten the very intelligence of the server!

The past cannot be forgotten, but we can walk together to a brighter future! I'm sorry for what I've done, and offer a hand of friendship and peace.

No.

[xxtoxicxxninja]

cry harder kress.

[LoLzxEpiCzz]

Kress, you stole this from me... please cry harder..

[ramien123]

This seems pretty familiar...

[Kress_91]

Nope :U

If you can't come up with something original, you're not getting unbanned.

[LoLzxEpiCzz]

Kress just please cry harder...

[xxtoxicxxninja]

kress please cry harder. You are not a mod you have no say in whether he gets unbanned or not.

[Kress_91]

Fortunately my thoughts have always been deadly accurate, and right now, with this appeal and the way you two are acting, I don't foresee a return from Mod Hell.