- Wed Jul 27, 2011 9:17 pm
#22319
Bonjour, citizens of Minerealm! I come before you tonight as a Dark Age falls on the server, where a black wave of awesome destruction, engineered by Overseer Intelli has eradicated the veterans of Minerealm! I stand on the bones of the fallen, shocked by the sudden, crippling blow to the server's backbone members, who are now left crawling from the ashes and pleading for forgiveness!
And so in the wake of this new age, where scrubs and noobs alike will wash away our memories as Nova Celestis and Foxtopia writhe like headless snakes as their leaders are thrown to the flames, I stand upon the corpse of the fallen Cerberus to look into the eyes of Charon himself to beg my own forgiveness once more for an escape from Mod Hell.
Hence, I offer...
THE OFFICIAL KRESS91 X-RAY'D DIAMONDS RELIEF FUND
I offer my entire collection of diamonds and everything in my rare ore chest for my chance to return to the server! I wish to return, to be a guardian once again and stand strong against the ever growing throngs of scrubs who threaten the very intelligence of the server!
The past cannot be forgotten, but we can walk together to a brighter future! I'm sorry for what I've done, and offer a hand of friendship and peace.
And so in the wake of this new age, where scrubs and noobs alike will wash away our memories as Nova Celestis and Foxtopia writhe like headless snakes as their leaders are thrown to the flames, I stand upon the corpse of the fallen Cerberus to look into the eyes of Charon himself to beg my own forgiveness once more for an escape from Mod Hell.
Hence, I offer...
THE OFFICIAL KRESS91 X-RAY'D DIAMONDS RELIEF FUND
I offer my entire collection of diamonds and everything in my rare ore chest for my chance to return to the server! I wish to return, to be a guardian once again and stand strong against the ever growing throngs of scrubs who threaten the very intelligence of the server!
The past cannot be forgotten, but we can walk together to a brighter future! I'm sorry for what I've done, and offer a hand of friendship and peace.
Last edited by Kress_91 on Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:03 pm, edited 2 times in total.
Ethan Dee: So kyle, have you ever considered dating other women instead of men?
Kyle Fate: <<< Nononononono


