[Tee]

DC of Extra Shiny Gold Blocks

Sick of mining for your gold needs, and don't want the hassle of building your own gold farm? If so, this is the auction for you!

Fresh from MineRealm's largest and most beautiful gold farm, I bring you fifty four stacks of high grade, ultra pure gold blocks - refined from the dropped loot of 560,000 angry, squalling pigmen! Polished with ghast tears for the ultimate shine, they will complement any building project you choose to incorporate them into.

The starting bid for this auction is 54k, with minimum bid increments of 1k thereafter. The auction buyout is 85k, however a reduced buyout of only 75k will apply to any buyout offer made within 24 hours of this post. I will pay the tax, so what you bid is what you pay!

The auction will end exactly one week after the time and date of posting - that being 12:30AM Tuesday 11/03/2014 Western Australian time (UTC+08:00). Just check the date and time of this post and add seven days to it to get the auction close time in your local timezone.

THE NITTY GRITTY DETAILS
IGN: TeeJayDub
Item: One DC (54 stacks) of gold blocks
Starting Bid: 54k
Minimum Increments: 1k
Early Buyout (within 24h): 75k
Buyout Price: 85k
Auction Ends: Exactly 7 days after the time of posting - 12:30AM 11/03/2014 (UTC+08:00).

* Quartz ore and diamonds can be accepted in part or full payment, at a value of 3k per stack of quartz ore and 100rc per diamond.

[Nephalem]

54k

[Rixih]

Buyout~

[Tee]

Awesome ... good work VV

[Prodigy9]

This auction seems rather suspicious to me...

DC of Extra Shiny Gold Blocks

high grade, ultra pure gold blocks

Polished with ghast tears for the ultimate shine

From the screenshot posted, it isn't entirely clear that all of the gold blocks shown are truly of such high quality.

What legal recourse will the buyer have if, upon more thorough analysis of the merchandise, some gold blocks are found to be low-grade, impure, insufficiently-shiny or otherwise defective? Can the buyer count on your pigman employees to fling themselves to their deaths in a timely manner to replace any such defective products?

[Tee]

From the screenshot posted, it isn't entirely clear that all of the gold blocks shown are truly of such high quality.

Dear Sir

I understand your concern, for few have truly mastered the art of gold polishing. I present the following to demonstrate the quality of workmanship that goes into all TeeJay's Extra Shiny Gold Blocks products:

1. Pigmen take in ocean views and are refreshed by sea breezes as they leap from the portals that transport them from their hellish nether dimension.


2. Refreshed by the sea air, the pigmen take a cleansing bath in the pure ocean waters of the Deep South.


3. Purified and ready for harvesting, this group of pigmen have posed for a photograph prior to donating their gold nuggets. The collection facility is still under construction but all areas that the pigmen come in contact with are, as you can see, impeccably clean.


4. The gold nuggets dropped by the pigmen are crafted into gold blocks and transported by ender chest to the polishing facility. The Company provides free cake for all employees.


5. The core essentials of the master polisher's supplies. Note the microfibre polishing cloths; the ghast tears that give the blocks that extra-special shine; the dull gold dust rubbed off during the polishing operation; and the bottles of TeeJay's Secret Ghast Tear Remover that ensure the ultimate gleam with not a trace of surface contamination.


I trust that this photographic tour of our facilities satisfies your concerns regarding the quality of our product. A lifetime replacement guarantee does of course apply on return of any defective items.

Yours faithfully
TeeJayDub, Esq.
Master Polisher and CEO of TeeJay's Gold Blocks Pty Ltd

[Prodigy9]

Excellent. Thank you for your timely response.