[ipodguy2001]

one of ur people said that u guys were making applications for new staff and i desided to try it.
every time i become staff on a server i try to protect it from griefers and hackers because. i know someone who does that kind of thing and i ban him from every server that im staff on to protect it. and im well know on many servers as protecter of the server sometimes or chief builder. what im trying to say is i really like ur server and i would like to protect it from bad people.

your friend,
ipodguy2001.

[EpicBros]

Probably the worst staff application yet.

[OneManWo1fPac]

You sound like the guy for the job. You can now ban anyone who is a hacker. Thanks for the help!

[eah]

You did it wrong.

You did not use the correct format.
You did not use proper grammar.
You did not thoroughly explain why you deserve staff.
You did not read the stickies.
You did not take up more space.
You expect staff with a 1-post count.
You expect staff when nobody knows you.
You do not fit the baseline requirements.

This is a large server and it deserves control. Intelli won't hand out staff to just anyone. Even if you rewrote it better, you still don't fit the requirements. Wait a few months, play on the server at least 4 hours a day, get your name out there, THEN you might fit.

Last but not least, are you an alt? I sometimes think someone we know does this just to make us all laugh.

[Sharp_Enderman]

Last but not least, are you an alt? I sometimes think someone we know does this just to make us all laugh.

Hope.

[Supah_Dupah_Allyupah]

Oh lord, this is worse than the JOLO2012 app.

That is quite the accomplishment. +1

[mr. roach]

Nice app. Made my day THIS much better

[cubeguy314]

Might as well have said what other newbs have said before.

+NEWB: I'm from Planet Minecraft, make me an admin.
cubeguy314: So? I'm from Planet Earth, you don't see me going around asking to be admin.
+NEWB: I'm from Yogscast, make me an op
cubeguy314: Where's that? I've never heard of a place called yogscast

Honestly, please forgive my rudeness, I'm a mod on other servers too, but those are OTHER servers...
Things may be different on this one.

[mr. roach]

I can't tell if he's trolling, or just new and trying to help, but has bad grammar.

[cubeguy314]

At least ATTEMPT TO UTILIZE PROPER GRAMMAR, for I cannot understand half of the things that you have posted. If you want to be [respected], at least "comb" your sentences. A man does not and should not go to a job interview of a lifetime wearing torn jeans below the waistline, having disheveled hair, and a T-shirt with pit stains and expect to be accepted.

I always try to make my posts as free of grammar mistakes as possible, for the way posts are written puts an impression on people. (YES, it does.)

I do not believe we are looking for the type of person I just described...