[starspeed]

You quickly wreck the server, and everyone leaves, rendering it one of the worst online.

Faeyn: NOOOOOOOO!!!!! Well played, sir.

I wish aguy could be bothered to look up a few words, we'd all benefit greatly.

Aguy looks up some words, uses them to become president is the USA, then accidentally hits the nuke everyone button and kills us all.

I want everyone to worship me,to always be perfectly sain, to be immortal, and be able to control everyone with my mind to do anything I wanted.

[Aelcalan]

Done! You are, however, in constant agony, and neither death nor insanity will ever provide you sweet release.

I wish I was better at coming up with wishes.

[maca930]

You come up with better wishes, but you wish to control the Sun, and you incinerate everything.

[Beh42]

maca930 wished for something.

Something happens.

I wish for more thoughtful wish-granting.

[FlannyFlan]

maca930 wished for something.

Something happens.

I wish for more thoughtful wish-granting.

The wish granting only becomes more thoughtfull in selfishness

I wish that my family could get a better house that is safe.

[Aelcalan]

Your family has a remarkably safe house! What's more, it's very comfortable, in a nice area that's also convenient, and well stocked with neat electronics. Then all of your friends died.

I wish Beh would pick out the best examples of wish granting for us. The impression I got was that it should be Twilight Zone / Literal Genie-esque.

[ramien123]

Done. Except the ones he picks come to life and invade the world through magical daemon portals they open inside your computer screen, and they kill everyone leaving only people eating chocolate cupcakes to live in the ruined world.

I wish that everyone in the world was dead, that demons tore God down from his Heavenly Throne, that pain and suffering was the only thing a human could know, that Satan rose from the depths of Hell and made Hell on Earth, that the sun went out and the night lasted forever in a starless void, that all who were born would have to watch all that they loved die in front of them.

[Prodigy9]

I wish for anyone I want to drop dead.

I know I'm going out of order here, since this one has already been addressed, but I just really wanted to share another possible response:

Everyone you ever want--in the romantic sense of the term--drops dead in front of you.

EDIT: Also responding to Ramien.

I wish that everyone in the world was dead, that demons tore God down from his Heavenly Throne, that pain and suffering was the only thing a human could know, that Satan rose from the depths of Hell and made Hell on Earth, that the sun went out and the night lasted forever in a starless void, that all who were born would have to watch all that they loved die in front of them.

You are teleported to an empty world and become its only resident. Then you, and you alone, die, since you wished this upon everyone in "the world" without specifying which one. Demons overthrow God and seize control of Heaven, at which point God packs up and goes somewhere else, which becomes just as nice as Heaven once was, because Heaven is wherever one can be directly in God's presence. Pain and suffering become the only thing "a human"--specifically you--could know. Satan rose from the depths of Hell and made Hell on Earth, but after the sun went out all life on Earth dies off; Satan is left ruling a dead world, and meanwhile God welcomes all the deceased to enter Heaven where they are filled with joy for all eternity. All who were born would watch those they loved--and everyone in general, considering that the sun is no longer working--die in front of them, but this really isn't so bad since it gets them away from the Hell/Earth which is now under the control of Satan and allows them to enter New Heaven.



I wish for everyone who finds this thread enjoyable to read this: http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-738
(Not exactly the same concept, but this thread sort of reminded me of it.)

[CirJohn]

I wish that everyone in the world was dead, that demons tore God down from his Heavenly Throne, that pain and suffering was the only thing a human could know, that Satan rose from the depths of Hell and made Hell on Earth, that the sun went out and the night lasted forever in a starless void, that all who were born would have to watch all that they loved die in front of them.

....damn, you ok Ramien?

[aguy130]

I wish for everyone who finds this thread enjoyable to read this: http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-738
(Not exactly the same concept, but this thread sort of reminded me of it.)

I read the url of your link, but did not click it.

I wish upon a star.