[maca930]

The goldfish are actually a rare flesh eating type of goldfish.

I wish for anyone I want to drop dead.

[mitch1423]

They do die, but return to eat you alive.

I wish I had 100000 credits.

[aguy130]

They do die, but return to eat you alive.

I wish I had 100000 credits.

You gain 100000....of debt.

I wish cog could fly.

[FlannyFlan]

You gain 100000....of debt.

I wish cog could fly.

Cog can fly but at the cost of being able to never touch the ground again.

I wish that i was Telekenetic.

[Sir_Sliver]

You are telekinetic, but you can only pull things directly at you at great speed, injuring you each time.

I wish I could force myself to go to sleep.

[Aelcalan]

You go to sleep, and never wake up.

I wish to be a polyglot.
(If you don't know what it is, LOOK IT UP!)

[FaeynHeart]

I think you mean the first entry
Granted! You can speak all languages! except Japanese

I wish that I had cake!

[aguy130]

You go to sleep, and never wake up.

I wish to be a polyglot.
(If you don't know what it is, LOOK IT UP!)

Cbf looking it up. You're a duck as well.

I wish I there was skyrim for mac, so I can play on my laptop and xbox ^_^

[hippoface]

A new final fantasy comes out, the best one yet. But you cannot play it.

I wish for goldfish

You get a shark painted gold. It eats you.

I wish I could do whatever I wanted on the server and not be banned.

[Aelcalan]

You quickly wreck the server, and everyone leaves, rendering it one of the worst online.

Faeyn: NOOOOOOOO!!!!! Well played, sir.

I wish aguy could be bothered to look up a few words, we'd all benefit greatly.