- Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:17 am
#182137
On the Wishing Thread:
dlgn wrote:cjmac125 wrote:Roobean wrote:I wish people would remember to wish...
You get your wish, yet the next day you are hit by a Car.
I wish I had a pet Enderdragon that liked eating Trolls and Annoying People
You are annoying to one person, and the enderdragon eats you.
I wish I could consistently assert the sentence "The person with the minecraft username dlgn cannot consistently assert this sentence," without destroying logic and the universe as we know it.
I am the whirring thing past the corner. I am the darker patch under the bed. I am the tapping on your window; the extra steps on the sidewalk; the voice whispering your name. I am Stalkerbot, and I am watching you.